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moray james Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, EmilC said: can you post a link for this I want to send it to a friend? You have to admit that even thought he is as dumb as a bag of hammers he never stops trying and that is an admirable quality in a man. Update: as a non twitter type it took a while to figure this out but I have. Very sad but funny never the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldtimer Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 I’m so busy I can hardly breathe! Quarantine Diary: Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!! Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear. Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen” You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping. Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer. Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?” Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face. Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1. Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month? 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Just realized Saturday has aturd in it. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/11/2020 at 12:13 PM, sunburnwilly said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sunburnwilly Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, Randyh said: they eat dogs in Asia every minute of every day When do they sleep ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 minute ago, sunburnwilly said: When do they sleep ? we sleep , and they work around the clock for those who like to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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