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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. 

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". 

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room
and board. 
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". 

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

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5 minutes ago, sputnik said:

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. 

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". 

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room
and board. 
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". 

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

Dunno

is it  to say "mentally challenged"?

 

Forwarded this "joke"

https://www.mentalhelp.net/intellectual-disabilities/additional-support-for-people-with-and-their-families/

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he IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. 

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". 

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room
and board. 
Then there's the nondescript guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the nondescript one". 

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

 

 

 

Much better now :^)

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1 minute ago, EmilC said:

he IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. 

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". 

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room
and board. 
Then there's the nondescript guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's
every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the nondescript one". 

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

 

 

 

Much better now :^)

I don't know, it sounds kind of retarded.

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