Moderators Travis In Austin Posted April 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 The only laws of matter are those which our minds must fabricate, and the only laws of mind are fabricated for it by matter. JAMES CLERK MAXWELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Detroit squirrels are untrainable. DIZ ROTUS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 ^^^^^ Oh, you mean those "dinky dows". -- See Tarheel definitions of the wild, wacky world of N Carolina's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Tennesse Tuxedo will not fail. Tennessee Tuxedo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 If Elden tells the truth...we’re all in trouble (well, not me since i haven’t been to Hope). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 Not to much, it seems very little is secret, what happens at Rodney's rarely stays at Rodney's, they love to talk, and will not let you forget it anytime soon. Example, Roy snuck up on me and "PLAYED" like he was kissing me, they were burning up their phones, in 2 minutes the video was on this forum and facebook and who knows where else, 2 minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 nothing wrong with a good natured joke. Here’s a funny one: if you’re at work in a decent sized company and the big boss is going to address the entire workforce. When you have a new person onboard, you elbow him and tell him to stand up and introduce himself (telling him that they boss just mentioned the new guy). So, you’ll have everyone sitting listening to the boss and then the new guy stands up and just says his name. (usually the speaker stops when someone stands up). All humor is at the expense of another person. Don’t underestimate the real old corny ones either. back in the day before voice mail, a co-worker was at lunch. I put a message at his desk that he had received a phone call from Mr. Lyon. The number i provided was to the local Zoo. The guy actually called and kept asking for Mr. Lyon. We were dying from laughter. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 The only good martini is a slushy one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 The only good slushie is Carl's interpretation of a martini. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardsweb Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 There are many roads to audio nirvana. While the ultimate goal may be the destination, don't forget to enjoy the ride. - Wardsweb 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 "Getting dumber by the minute." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted April 5, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 There is no higher or lower knowledge, but one only, flowing out of experimentation. LEONARDO DA VINCI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey, pop singer "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."Brooke Shields "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them" - George Bush "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" – Christina Aguilera "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything"- Ivana Trump, that too after completion of her book. "He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is"- Lou Duva 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted April 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 12 hours ago, dtel said: Not to much, it seems very little is secret, what happens at Rodney's rarely stays at Rodney's, they love to talk, and will not let you forget it anytime soon. "Nanker" know this all too well! @dwilawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 "Don't dream it, be it!" Dr. Frank N. Furter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardsweb Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 No matter where you go, there you are. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted April 6, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 If I have seen further than other men, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants. ISAAC NEWTON IN A LETTER TO ROBERT HOOKE (THE PHRASE WAS NOT ORIGINAL) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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