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Not to much, it seems very little is secret, what happens at Rodney's rarely stays at Rodney's, they love to talk, and will not let you forget it anytime soon. 

 

Example, Roy snuck up on me and "PLAYED" like he was kissing me, they were burning up their phones, in 2 minutes the video was on this forum and facebook and who knows where else, 2 minutes.

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nothing wrong with a good natured joke.  Here’s a funny one:  if you’re at work in a decent sized company and the big boss is going to address the entire workforce. When you have a new person onboard, you elbow him and tell him to stand up and introduce himself (telling him that they boss just mentioned the new guy).  So, you’ll have everyone sitting listening to the boss and then the new guy stands up and just says his name. (usually the speaker stops when someone stands up).

All humor is at the expense of another person.

Don’t underestimate the real old corny ones either. back in the day before voice mail, a co-worker was at lunch. I put a message at his desk that he had received a phone call from Mr. Lyon. The number i provided was to the local Zoo.  The guy actually called and kept asking for Mr. Lyon.  We were dying from laughter. 

 

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