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I dunno I got a kick out of this.

 

Pearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Welcome! How can I help with your electronics question?
You
Naaa I actually have the answer for the question the bose 601 guy asked 6 yrs ago and you suggested a parts express woofer. Sorry that was the wrong answer. Cheaper 4 ohm woofer with 7 and 3/4" Bolt circle is available @ mat electronics.
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What's the make/model of your device? How old is it?
You
1991 Ford McIntosh MC 275 Truck and tube amp which also makes espresso.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
How long has this been going on? What troubleshooting have you tried?
You
I have tried putting Espresso in the Tubes of the MC275 and then pouring gasoline on them and lighting it up, but the sound has a crackle before the good bass hits. Maybe I can attach a turbo charger in the espresso and get more power you think ?
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Anything else you want the electronics expert to know before I connect you?
You
That will be $19.99 cash or paypal only.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page where you can enter your payment info. We will charge you $5 now to secure the Technician's time and $19 when you receive your answer. The entire amount is fully refundable if you aren't satisfied. Continue >>
 
Anyone else mess with these clueless "experts".
 
Cool.
Srinath.
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Not me, but I know this cat....

 

Buick - Shopping for a new vehicle


Connection established.


Welcome to Buick


You have been connected to an agent.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎06‎:‎23

Hi! Thanks for chatting with Buick! My name is Jenn. How may I help you today?


a z:‎13‎:‎06‎:‎58

Lacrosse on your websire. Looking at the tech features, I don't see the anti noise system prominently. Has it been dropped from standard ? Is it just an option ?


Jenn:‎13‎:‎08‎:‎01

I am glad to hear of your interest in the LaCrosse! I would be happy to look into this for you. Please allow me a few moments to do so.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎09‎:‎32

The QuietTuning feature with Active Noise Cancellation is standard on all equipment groups. What other features are you interested in?


a z:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎08

Ok, so your saying, regardless of model and specification level, I get the active noise cancellation , right ?


Jenn:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎21

That is correct.


a z:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎49

If I was buying a used vehicle, like maybe from 2016 , 14 or 14, does that also apply ?


a z:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎03

16, 15, 14 I mean


Jenn:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎12

I can check into those model years for you as well. Please allow me a few moments to do so.


a z:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎17

ok


Jenn:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎05

The 2014-2016 models do have this feature as standard on all equipment groups as well. Are you interested in a Certified Pre-Owned model?


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎27

thanks. Both


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎46

You asked abouyt other features Im wanting to know about. There is.


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎55

Cat adaptation packages.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎14‎:‎27

Ok! Great! I would be happy to assist you. Could you clarify what you mean by cat adaptation packages?


a z:‎13‎:‎14‎:‎46

Well, I'd need a high chair, with safety restraint of course.


a z:‎13‎:‎15‎:‎16

And extension pedals, to reach the gas and brake. Or better still, dash mounted controls for the gas and brake.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎16‎:‎39

Our vehicles do all come equipped with safety belts, and the LaCrosse comes standard with front bucket seating. I can certainly look into the power adjustable pedals for you.


a z:‎13‎:‎16‎:‎53

No I don't mean that.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎17‎:‎50

Ok. I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Can you clarify what you mean for me?


a z:‎13‎:‎18‎:‎03

When I say high chair, I'd ideally mean a basket type thing, for sitting in, with freely adjustable duvet kind of padding. I could use a chair, but a basket would suit me better.


a z:‎13‎:‎18‎:‎45

The pedals don't need to be power assisted, but I can't reach them without long adaptors. Alternatively I could use dash mounted controls for gas and brake, you know like levers.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎20

To clarify, are you referring to a cat bed?


a z:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎32

Yes, of course


a z:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎41

It would have to be high enough, to see out front


Jenn:‎13‎:‎21‎:‎32

I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to irrelevant language.


Call Disconnected.

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