Jump to content
The Klipsch Audio Community
Sign in to follow this  
Srinath

Messing with the automated "expert"

Recommended Posts

I dunno I got a kick out of this.

 

Pearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Welcome! How can I help with your electronics question?
You
Naaa I actually have the answer for the question the bose 601 guy asked 6 yrs ago and you suggested a parts express woofer. Sorry that was the wrong answer. Cheaper 4 ohm woofer with 7 and 3/4" Bolt circle is available @ mat electronics.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
What's the make/model of your device? How old is it?
You
1991 Ford McIntosh MC 275 Truck and tube amp which also makes espresso.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
How long has this been going on? What troubleshooting have you tried?
You
I have tried putting Espresso in the Tubes of the MC275 and then pouring gasoline on them and lighting it up, but the sound has a crackle before the good bass hits. Maybe I can attach a turbo charger in the espresso and get more power you think ?
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Anything else you want the electronics expert to know before I connect you?
You
That will be $19.99 cash or paypal only.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page where you can enter your payment info. We will charge you $5 now to secure the Technician's time and $19 when you receive your answer. The entire amount is fully refundable if you aren't satisfied. Continue >>
 
Anyone else mess with these clueless "experts".
 
Cool.
Srinath.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not me, but I know this cat....

 

Buick - Shopping for a new vehicle


Connection established.


Welcome to Buick


You have been connected to an agent.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎06‎:‎23

Hi! Thanks for chatting with Buick! My name is Jenn. How may I help you today?


a z:‎13‎:‎06‎:‎58

Lacrosse on your websire. Looking at the tech features, I don't see the anti noise system prominently. Has it been dropped from standard ? Is it just an option ?


Jenn:‎13‎:‎08‎:‎01

I am glad to hear of your interest in the LaCrosse! I would be happy to look into this for you. Please allow me a few moments to do so.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎09‎:‎32

The QuietTuning feature with Active Noise Cancellation is standard on all equipment groups. What other features are you interested in?


a z:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎08

Ok, so your saying, regardless of model and specification level, I get the active noise cancellation , right ?


Jenn:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎21

That is correct.


a z:‎13‎:‎10‎:‎49

If I was buying a used vehicle, like maybe from 2016 , 14 or 14, does that also apply ?


a z:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎03

16, 15, 14 I mean


Jenn:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎12

I can check into those model years for you as well. Please allow me a few moments to do so.


a z:‎13‎:‎11‎:‎17

ok


Jenn:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎05

The 2014-2016 models do have this feature as standard on all equipment groups as well. Are you interested in a Certified Pre-Owned model?


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎27

thanks. Both


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎46

You asked abouyt other features Im wanting to know about. There is.


a z:‎13‎:‎13‎:‎55

Cat adaptation packages.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎14‎:‎27

Ok! Great! I would be happy to assist you. Could you clarify what you mean by cat adaptation packages?


a z:‎13‎:‎14‎:‎46

Well, I'd need a high chair, with safety restraint of course.


a z:‎13‎:‎15‎:‎16

And extension pedals, to reach the gas and brake. Or better still, dash mounted controls for the gas and brake.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎16‎:‎39

Our vehicles do all come equipped with safety belts, and the LaCrosse comes standard with front bucket seating. I can certainly look into the power adjustable pedals for you.


a z:‎13‎:‎16‎:‎53

No I don't mean that.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎17‎:‎50

Ok. I am sorry for the misunderstanding. Can you clarify what you mean for me?


a z:‎13‎:‎18‎:‎03

When I say high chair, I'd ideally mean a basket type thing, for sitting in, with freely adjustable duvet kind of padding. I could use a chair, but a basket would suit me better.


a z:‎13‎:‎18‎:‎45

The pedals don't need to be power assisted, but I can't reach them without long adaptors. Alternatively I could use dash mounted controls for gas and brake, you know like levers.


Jenn:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎20

To clarify, are you referring to a cat bed?


a z:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎32

Yes, of course


a z:‎13‎:‎20‎:‎41

It would have to be high enough, to see out front


Jenn:‎13‎:‎21‎:‎32

I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to irrelevant language.


Call Disconnected.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...