JBCODD Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Avast, mateys: Shiver me timbers and prepare to be boarded. Get with the program er ye'll be keelhauled and made to walk the plank! Aaaaarrrrrrrrrr! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6185233/International-Talk-Like-Pirate-Day-2018-need-know.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Lay one across her bow, mate. Show'er we be meaning business! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 How much does a pirate charge to pierce an ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 A buccaneer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It's everyday for me, me hearties. Arrr, in the spirit though---thems that dies be the lucky ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 === “but I don’t want to be a pirate”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 My good friend does pirate reenactments in San Pedro CA every year. She always brings her fainting goats and Arab horses. I go every other year or so. Good times even though it's not my scene 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 A pirate was standing dockside with his peg leg and hook where his hand should be and an eye patch over his empty eye socket. A ruffian approached and said: Mr Pirate, Mr. :Pirate, how did you get that peg leg? The pirate says: I was swimming in the sea and a shark came along and bit off me foot. The sawbones gave me this peg leg. The ruffian says: Mr. Pirate Mr. Pirate, how did you get that hook on your arm? The pirate says: I was repelling a boarding party and a skirvy dog hacked off me hand. The sawbones gave me this hook. The ruffian says: Mr. Pirate, Mr. Pirate, how did you lose your eye? The pirate says: I was looking up to the yardarms and bird pooped in me eye. The ruffian says: That’s gross but bird poop wouldn’t do too much damage to your eye. The pirate says: True. But it was the first day with me hook. (From Tom and Ray.) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, richieb said: === “but I don’t want to be a pirate”. Burn your puffy shirt. Also in the pirate spirit, suddenly back in the public discourse (or some kind of course), is the famous pirate whom Anita Hill was led to name in a hearing. Long Dong Silver. Swab the deck ye scalliwags! It's a bit slippery methinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The pirate spirit is alive and well in CA. Belive me the fainting goats and percherons will be there. As for the Renaissance spirit, it Will be alive and well as one can imagine. REAL cannons are fired every year only at this event. Good tune for us here in CA. GOD BLESS our current and former mitiary 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 My friend Joe used to have a black lab named Scurvy, and a yellow lab named Salty. Miss those dogs. Arrgh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Hope you fed scurvy vitamin C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, mungkiman said: My friend Joe used to have a black lab named Scurvy, and a yellow lab named Salty. Miss those dogs. Arrgh... My friend had a dog named parvo. Top that, matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Naming a dog Parvo.. You are begging for bad luck... IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It was a sick lot. Painting your boat green is asking for worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, oldtimer said: My friend had a dog named parvo. Top that, matey. I've never known a dog named Cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, mungkiman said: I've never known a dog named Cancer... Because that's what you name your pet crab.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Argghhhh never announce you have crabs on a public forum matey. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, oldtimer said: My friend had a dog named parvo. Top that, matey. I had a dog that actually had parvo. Good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Just now, CECAA850 said: I had a dog that actually had parvo. Good enough? Dude. Don't be a downer in such an uplifting thread. Or---arrr---I'll have to hang you from the highest yardarm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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