You Know You're Getting Old When...

[mungkiman]

...a new barber trims your ear hair without asking.

 

Any other measures you all have noticed?

 

[billybob]

You know the barber is old school when you give details and he proceeded to do it his way...

Use a be beautician (lady) next time.. thank me later...; )

[y2keglide]

....you know to never trust a fart.

[MookieStl]

your back goes out more often than you do!

[JL Sargent]

When you sit in the tub and your balls float to the surface. 😀

 

[DizRotus]

25 minutes ago, mungkiman said:

...a new barber trims your ear hair without asking.

 

 . . . or braids your nose hair.

[MookieStl]

12 minutes ago, JL Sargent said:

When you sit in the tub and your balls float to the surface. 😀

 

I have the theme music from Jaws! stuck in my head now.  daaah, dum

[Schu]

When the little blue pill becomes your best friend...

[mungkiman]

...you 'lose' an argument with a youngster, simply because 'auto-correct' isn't the correct term for the "vocals" they listen through...

 

[richieb]

 

=== well, it’s quite simple really. It’s when — ahh — ahh —. Sorry, I forgot what I was thinking 💭 

[TasDom]

.....when all of the names in your little black book have Dr. in front of them and MD. behind them

[dtel]

When you walk into a room and forget what you went for.

 

 

[ssh]

...when you look down at your di-k and ask, "What the hell is this for?".

SSH

[JJkizak]

When you meet someone new and trade business cards so you can remember his phone and address.

JJK

[kevinmi]

When you look forward to this month's copy of AARP mag in your mailbox!

[polizzio]

57 minutes ago, kevinmi said:

When you look forward to this month's copy of AARP mag in your mailbox!

 

Come on man, does anybody really look forward to the next AARP mag?

[Ceptorman]

You'll must be some old farts 😀

[MookieStl]

42 minutes ago, Ceptorman said:

You'll must be some old farts 😀

As @y2keglide already mentioned, we don't trust those.

[WillyBob]

11 hours ago, dtel said:

When you walk into a room and forget what you went for.

 

 

 

I must be a lot older than I think...

 .......  been doing that for 20yrs+

 

walking around the house, retracing my steps, trying to spark a memory of what I was going for.

[TFR1]

When you find 60 year old women attractive.😍