Jump to content
The Klipsch Audio Community
mungkiman

You Know You're Getting Old When...

Recommended Posts

that's an advantage to getting older.    When a 20 something male hooks up with a 60yr old lady..... it draws funny looks

reverse the situation and everyone is "Good on ya!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
44 minutes ago, WillyBob said:

reverse the situation and everyone is "Good on ya!"

 

Yeah, like that's ever going to happen to me ...

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You know you're getting old when....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What were we talking about?

  • Like 4
  • Haha 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

when social security calls to check to see if you're deceased...

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, TFR1 said:

When you find 60 year old women attractive.😍

Or when you would rather a 40 year old over a 20 year old.

 

 

When the wife sees me looking at a young girl she says you like that "go for it", I usually say do I look like I want to hang out at the mall?

 

But really what I hear is like Clint Eastwood said, " you feel lucky punk".

  • Haha 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When your hearing test is done and you realize that you've been giving advice and touting what tweeters are the best and you can't hear anything over 7000 anyway. 

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 2
  • Haha 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
56 minutes ago, dtel said:

Or when you would rather a 40 year old over a 20 year old.

 

all conversations begin with, "When I was your age..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, WillyBob said:

 

all conversations begin with, "When I was your age..."

Or "back in the day"

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, WillyBob said:

when things we bought brand new are now vintage.

 

Worse than that -- we bought them new and put them on the shelf, unopened, for so long that they deteriorated to rubbish.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When you've been wearing a beard for so long that you won't  even shave it all off and start it over again because you're afraid to see what your face looks like WITHOUT the beard!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When you realize that the advice of "Never pass up a bathroom when you are over 50" is actually your new mantra.

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, oldtimer said:

Isn't that why you grew it in the first place?

Well...yes and no...shaving laziness and having had a kinda "baby face" when much younger was the original reason.....and after I finally retired from the military a few years back, growing one was shaving laziness combined with fewer needs for bits of toilet paper all over my face due to shaving cuts!  LOL!  The benefit of having a beard as a "brain-housing-group-camouflage-cover" Had always been a part of the equation, though!😂  Nobody wants to be scorned as a public eye-sore, after all!  They tear down buildings for that, ya'know??😉

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 You don't have to buy new stuff because the old stuff you have owned for so long has come back into style. This actually happened to me when the firm was having a party at an outdoor bar and one of the kids here said look at Mr. Schaffer with the hip new sunglasses, I then told him they were older then he was. Tortoise shell Ray Bans, I guess they never really go out of style.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
23 hours ago, HDBRbuilder said:

. . . bits of toilet paper all over my face due to shaving cuts!

 

Back in the day (~1970) two friends went to pick up their dates at a sorority house.  One friend neglected to remind the other to remove the bits of toilet paper from his face before greeting his blind date.   She wasn’t actually blind; if she were, the paper bits wouldn’t have been a problem.

 

OBTW, bumped (literally) into Gloria Steinem (85) at the airport.  She looked pretty good to this septuagenarian.  She’s tall and trim and was wearing black jeans and a black denim jacket.  I should look so good in 15 years.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...