jimjimbo Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Via The Onion, one of the best news sources......Congress allocates $500 million for funkier bass lines..... https://www.theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR1BbvpBQ_uExv2m8_TltHmXPMSTLnTGEFnPYAQHnCA-cUHs1AFx-eXnNMo 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 15 hours ago, thebes said: Root! Root! Root! Root boy Slim and the Sex Change Band with the Roottetes. Self Titled. Boogie 'till ya puke! Attention thebes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Bootsy Collins for president. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 vote wisely. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 I knew this was going to leak. I've been back up on the Hill working on this for the last two years. This was supposed to be unveiled as part of the Kennedy Center Honors 2019 this week during at the induction of Earth, Wind and Fire. It is the sole reason behind last years Farewell Tour for George Clinton as the leader of Parliament /Funkadelic. He will be nominated by the President at the beginning of next year's term as the 1st Secretary of the newly formed Department of Funk. The Senate is prepared to put aside the Impeachment trial and take up his confirmation on an expedited basis. Bootsy Collins is slated to be the Undersecretary of Grooves. The Department's motto will be "We Got The Funk!" and the central courtyard of the Departments headquarters will feature a full sized stature of James Brown bustin a move. All employees will be issued Flashlights. Now I know my fellow Klipschers are true patriots and can be trusted to hold dearly what I am about to reveal. A large portion of the Department's budget will actually be dedicated to cutting-edge research on very large array space orbiting speakers which can be deployed over China, Russia , North Korea and Iran on short notice. The Bar-Kays, "Too Hot To Stop" will be broadcast causing their missiliers uncontrollable spasms of dance floor booty calls rendering them incapable of pressing the launch buttons. Should that prove insufficient Johnny Guitar Watson broadcasts will lull them into a center of the groove. Be strong my fellow Americans for we are the funk! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 @thebes Marty you were the brains behind using rock music to bring down Noriega? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Only tangentially. At the time I was a lowly staffer on the Select Committee on Committees. More precisely the Subcommittee on Odds and Ends. Certain members of the Armed Forces, knowing of my attendance at Woodstock, approached me sub-rosa about their battle plan. I reviewed things and grudgingly gave my approval with but one caveat, and that was to watch out for guitar solos. I was ignored, somebody went into some long drawn out riff, it screwed up the entire timing of the paratrooper drop and a bunch of them ended up in the drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 I pledge allegiance to the band of the United World of Funkadelica, and to the groove for which it stands. One nation under the mothership, with liberty, justice, and funkentelechy for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 3 hours ago, thebes said: I knew this was going to leak. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I've started to have incontinence issues....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 18 hours ago, jimjimbo said: I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I've started to have incontinence issues....... It's better than a shart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, CECAA850 said: It's better than a shart. Never trust a fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 hours ago, CECAA850 said: It's better than a shart. 42 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: Never trust a fart. I've said that about Carl for several years now...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 14 hours ago, jimjimbo said: I've said that about Carl for several years now...... Don't be so butt hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Came over here hoping they'd ALL submitted their resignations. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 12/9/2019 at 7:38 AM, Sancho Panza said: Came over here hoping they'd ALL submitted their resignations. Yea, similar here. I was hoping for a unanimous vote in favor of Term Limits..... guess I'll have to wait till next year..... here we go again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyErnie Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, DirtyErnie said: That ain't shyt..... just wait til OPERATION: Crossfiresupergroovalisticprosifunksticationhurricane Storm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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