jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Mr. Chad Wolf is sending me 5 million United State Dollar. Check out the heartfelt e-mail sent to me. Can't wait to order my new Corvette. I'm Mr.Chad Wolf, the acting secretary of U.S. Department of Homeland security appointed by President Donald Trump. Office Address: 3801 Nebraska Ave NW, Washington, DC, United States. I received a report that you have an unclaimed fund of US$5,000,000.00 (Five Million United State Dollar) in the West Africa. I have instructed ECOWAS and the concerned authorities to bring the consignment box containing your total fund to our Head office in Washington DC. The said fund will be here today. Therefore, you are expected to reconfirm your Full Name (as stated on your government issued photo ID), Home Address, Nearest Airport and your Direct Cell Phone # so that arrangement can be made for the delivery of the consignment box to your home address. I will be looking forward to Hearing from you As soon as Possible Best Regards Mr.Chad Wolf The Acting Secretary Of the U.S Department of Homeland Security Washington D.C 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC39693 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Lucky dog! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Ask the Chevy dealer if they will take this letter as a “good faith” gesture of your intent to buy as a down payment — 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, richieb said: Ask the Chevy dealer if they will take this letter as a “good faith” gesture of your intent to buy as a down payment — I'm headed over with it right now. 🤑 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC39693 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Little red corvette! Mine was maroon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 Not too picky when it comes to color, as long as it has that side pipe exhaust that burns the hell out of everybody's legs as they get in and out. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Yes, should be good to go for test drive... enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC39693 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 My '81 came as stock, auto ... boring. I was crazy, young, single etc. I had it converted to a 4 speed, took off all the pollution controls, new Holey, 4 speed, Hurst competition plus shifter, headers and those beautiful chrome side pipes, new gas shocks (all the rage back then), all new universals and bushings, new BF Goodrich Comp TA's (also the rage). Ahhhh, what a difference! Sadly had to sell it when #2 daughter came along. It was a great joy to drive long distance on cross country road trips and especially in BC's mountain roads. Those were the days. But hey, your $5 M should go a ways, maybe get a corvette, and one of those fancy Maserati SUV for the wintry days in Chi Town? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 The new model corvettes are stunning! How about one each in Red, White, and Blue? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, jimjimbo said: The new model corvettes are stunning! How about one each in Red, White, and Blue? Those wont fit in our 1 1/2 car garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, jason str said: Those wont fit in our 1 1/2 car garage. Build a new garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Jason, with the engine in the middle, side exhaust is no longer available. In fact, I don’t think it has been available for many years. We called it Viper rash when people, despite several warnings, burned their legs on the side exhaust of the car in my avatar. Our first date in our post college relationship was in a friend’s Corvette that looked like the one in the attached photo. I don’t recall any burn injuries from those shielded pipes. The aftermarket unshielded pipes were another story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, jimjimbo said: Build a new garage. Or settle on 3 Mini Coopers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, DizRotus said: Jason, with the engine in the middle, side exhaust is no longer available. In fact, I don’t think it has been available for many years. We called it Viper rash when people, despite several warnings, burned their legs on the side exhaust of the car in my avatar. Our first date in our post college relationship was in a friend’s Corvette that looked like the one in the attached photo. I don’t recall any burn injuries from those shielded pipes. The aftermarket unshielded pipes were another story. I was just poking fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 So was I. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted March 6, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 6, 2020 Congratulations Jason, just to not deplete the 5 million, after you cash the check I will buy that new car, hate to cut into the other money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 chad wolf can't write a letter, but if he is giving you five million ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 Goodbye Ramen & egg salad sandwiches, hello steak with all the fixins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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