The Dude Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 The wife will be leaving on Friday for about week. What would you do (hookers and blow are not an option as the kids will still be here)? I have some ideas, they involve speakers, amps, turntables, and multiple rooms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Dude said: The wife will be leaving on Friday for about week. What would you do (hookers and blow are not an option as the kids will still be here)? I have some ideas, they involve speakers, amps, turntables, and multiple rooms. When the wife is away, I typically add some new gear to the mix, or move really big speakers into the living room that she hasn't given the thumbs up on . 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Pete H said: When the wife is away, I typically add some new gear to the mix, or move really big speakers into the living room that she hasn't given the thumbs up on . That is more or less what I will be doing, unfortunately, they will have to make their way back to the garage or basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, The Dude said: The wife will be leaving on Friday for about week. What would you do (hookers and blow are not an option as the kids will still be here)? I have some ideas, they involve speakers, amps, turntables, and multiple rooms. Can you dial that back to sluts and whiskey and get away with it? Just use what ya got and turn it up louder than usual and call it a win. Just make sure the house is clean and no dishes in the sink when she returns and all will be good. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, The Dude said: The wife will be leaving on Friday for about week. What would you do (hookers and blow are not an option as the kids will still be here)? I have some ideas, they involve speakers, amps, turntables, and multiple rooms. I would have tons of pizza , fast food , chicken , steak and beer -- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted August 25, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2020 Still trying to get past the part of The Dude has a wife and kids. 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I just carry on life as normal..... I'm boring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, The Dude said: hookers and blow are not an option as the kids will still be here C'mon let the kids know the REAL you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Crank it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDY K Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) Man ol man, when the wife’s away I plan very nice dinners that are typically expensive or a pain to cook for two. After a good days work the Stereo gets turned on to MY jams and the ritual of tossing a couple of beers or a sip or two of bourbon while prepping a bad *** dinner begins! No griping about how late I jammin or what im listening to. Just me and the dogs without all the ,,,, interference from the wife! Now don’t get me wrong we been together for 20years I just enjoy my break from time to time 😎 Edited August 25, 2020 by INDY K 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emile Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Haha; GREAT! Now, maybe you can drop the kids somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 26 minutes ago, INDY K said: Man ol man, when the wife’s away I plan very nice dinners that are typically expensive or a pain to cook for two. After a good days work the Stereo gets turned on to MY jams and the ritual of tossing a couple of beers or a sip or two of bourbon while prepping a bad *** dinner begins! No griping about how late I jammin or what im listening to. Just me and the dogs without all the ,,,, interference from the wife! Now don’t get me wrong we been together for 20years I just enjoy my break from time to time 😎 that's fine as long as you didn't wish her into the cornfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Still trying to get past the part of The Dude has a wife and kids.Me too. Who would have known?Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Can you dial that back to sluts and whiskey and get away with it? Just use what ya got and turn it up louder than usual and call it a win. Just make sure the house is clean and no dishes in the sink when she returns and all will be good.Possibly, my wife and I have this joking conversation about hiring prostitutes to perform house hold chores. If I tell my wife that the whiskey was payment for the sluts to do the dishes, I think she'll be ok with it.Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 I just carry on life as normal..... I'm boring.More than likely that may end up being me. I can be a party animal, but very lazy to throw the party.Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 C'mon let the kids know the REAL you[emoji4]I was never shy to party around my kids (not as terrible as were talking), but yeah...they know me already. Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 I would have tons of pizza , fast food , chicken , steak and beer --When the wife first discovered she has a wheat intolerance, we went full gluten free. After months of the kids and I eating gluten free, we would get that opportunity to go get fried chicken and pizza and instantly regret. Its so good, so we will more than likely do it again. Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Air guitar. Loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted August 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 26, 2020 3 hours ago, The Dude said: 10 hours ago, dtel said: Still trying to get past the part of The Dude has a wife and kids. Me too. Who would have known? Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk I feel that way all the time, they allowed me to have kids, and with 0 instructions, just goes to show the requirements are very low. 3 hours ago, The Dude said: I was never shy to party around my kids (not as terrible as were talking), but yeah...they know me already. Sent from my SM-G986U using Tapatalk Same here, they were going to see it one day anyway, the average stuff anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artto Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 That happens to me one Friday night a month when my wife is out with her "dog" (I do mean dogs,. real dogs) friends for a girl's night out. I stay home with our (boy) dog. I call it "boy's night in" On goes an initial medley of Avril Lavergne with the opening track from Alice in Wonderland --> Extreme - Am I Ever Gonna Change --> Insane Clown Posse, Welcome to the Carnival. All at house shaking levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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