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We really should have one by now. My submission:

 

Grandpa Rocks

 
Two - three - four
Aye, aye
He wears black jeans and a class t-shirt
His combat boots are covered with dirt
When he plays guitar his amp's up loud
He ain't dead yet, he still draw a crowd
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
His hair, what's left grows down to his socks
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He listens to the stones by the waterfront docks
Aye
He likes cold beers and good red wine
Single malt whisky, it'll do just fine
His old turntable's full of scratched 45's
He ain't afraid of dying he just likes to be alive, yeah
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He ain't quite ready for the pine top box
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He loves him a woman who's an old grey fox
Aye
He's got a 57 Chevy
And a Bill named Gray
Money in his pocket, he's a bathtub gin
He likes to play the

 

 

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2 hours ago, thebes said:

We really should have one by now. My submission:

 

Grandpa Rocks

 
Two - three - four
Aye, aye
He wears black jeans and a class t-shirt
His combat boots are covered with dirt
When he plays guitar his amp's up loud
He ain't dead yet, he still draw a crowd
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
His hair, what's left grows down to his socks
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He listens to the stones by the waterfront docks
Aye
He likes cold beers and good red wine
Single malt whisky, it'll do just fine
His old turntable's full of scratched 45's
He ain't afraid of dying he just likes to be alive, yeah
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He ain't quite ready for the pine top box
Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks
He loves him a woman who's an old grey fox
Aye
He's got a 57 Chevy
And a Bill named Gray
Money in his pocket, he's a bathtub gin
He likes to play the

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, oldtimer said:

Sorry Thebes.  We don't need no stinking theme song.

If you are going to use that expression, please drop the "g" in stinking. Sounds much better.

 

Think about it. What would Notre Dame be without their fight song.  The "Rocky" movies  without the theme song. 

Root Boy Slim without "Root! Root!, Root!!"

 

Remember how audio phools cup their hands around their mouths when you tell them you like horns? Idjuts! Maybe this should be our theme song:

 

 

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21 minutes ago, thebes said:

If you are going to use that expression, please drop the "g" in stinking. Sounds much better.

 

Think about it. What would Notre Dame be without their fight song.  The "Rocky" movies  without the theme song. 

Root Boy Slim without "Root! Root!, Root!!"

 

Remember how audio phools cup their hands around their mouths when you tell them you like horns? Idjuts! Maybe this should be our theme song:

 

 

Look here brother.  Don't you jive me with that cosmic debris.

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12 hours ago, oldtimer said:

Already devolved into legalese.  I tried to warn you Thebes.

Not ta worry, man. I getsa a consensus, and den I tell ya what your going to like. Any objections, I drop you in da river.

 

We can all get behind this one:

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, thebes said:

We can all get behind this one:

The best double entendre of my life and no one noticed. Sigh.

 

How about this one. It's got a catchy beat and simple lyrics:

 

Tom's Diner

 
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo
I am sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo
Doo, doo, doo,

 

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