thebes Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 We really should have one by now. My submission: Grandpa Rocks Willie Nile Two - three - four Aye, aye He wears black jeans and a class t-shirt His combat boots are covered with dirt When he plays guitar his amp's up loud He ain't dead yet, he still draw a crowd Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks His hair, what's left grows down to his socks Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He listens to the stones by the waterfront docks Aye He likes cold beers and good red wine Single malt whisky, it'll do just fine His old turntable's full of scratched 45's He ain't afraid of dying he just likes to be alive, yeah Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He ain't quite ready for the pine top box Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He loves him a woman who's an old grey fox Aye He's got a 57 Chevy And a Bill named Gray Money in his pocket, he's a bathtub gin He likes to play the… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 hours ago, thebes said: We really should have one by now. My submission: Grandpa Rocks Willie Nile Two - three - four Aye, aye He wears black jeans and a class t-shirt His combat boots are covered with dirt When he plays guitar his amp's up loud He ain't dead yet, he still draw a crowd Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks His hair, what's left grows down to his socks Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He listens to the stones by the waterfront docks Aye He likes cold beers and good red wine Single malt whisky, it'll do just fine His old turntable's full of scratched 45's He ain't afraid of dying he just likes to be alive, yeah Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He ain't quite ready for the pine top box Grandpa rocks, grandpa rocks He loves him a woman who's an old grey fox Aye He's got a 57 Chevy And a Bill named Gray Money in his pocket, he's a bathtub gin He likes to play the… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadog Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 "The Zoo" by the Scorpions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Sorry Thebes. We don't need no stinking theme song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 It's a long way to Tipperary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, billybob said: It's a long way to Tipperary Not if you live there. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Not if you live there. I got you babe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 How about Lynryd Skynrd "Blowin In The Wind" JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Asked and answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 6, 2020 Author Share Posted September 6, 2020 1 hour ago, oldtimer said: Sorry Thebes. We don't need no stinking theme song. If you are going to use that expression, please drop the "g" in stinking. Sounds much better. Think about it. What would Notre Dame be without their fight song. The "Rocky" movies without the theme song. Root Boy Slim without "Root! Root!, Root!!" Remember how audio phools cup their hands around their mouths when you tell them you like horns? Idjuts! Maybe this should be our theme song: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbphoto Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 The "Sanford and Son" theme song popped into my head when I saw this topic. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, thebes said: If you are going to use that expression, please drop the "g" in stinking. Sounds much better. Think about it. What would Notre Dame be without their fight song. The "Rocky" movies without the theme song. Root Boy Slim without "Root! Root!, Root!!" Remember how audio phools cup their hands around their mouths when you tell them you like horns? Idjuts! Maybe this should be our theme song: Look here brother. Don't you jive me with that cosmic debris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldtimer Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 1 minute ago, 7heavenlyplaces said: What, praytell, would actually make it official as compared to, say, unofficial? Already devolved into legalese. I tried to warn you Thebes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thebes Posted September 6, 2020 Author Share Posted September 6, 2020 12 hours ago, oldtimer said: Already devolved into legalese. I tried to warn you Thebes. Not ta worry, man. I getsa a consensus, and den I tell ya what your going to like. Any objections, I drop you in da river. We can all get behind this one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Sugartown...NS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 6, 2020 Author Share Posted September 6, 2020 10 hours ago, thebes said: We can all get behind this one: The best double entendre of my life and no one noticed. Sigh. How about this one. It's got a catchy beat and simple lyrics: Tom's Diner Suzanne Vega Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, duhdoodoo I am sitting in the morning At the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter For the man to pour the coffee And he fills it only halfway And before I even argue He is looking out the window At somebody coming in Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doodoo, doo Doo, doo, doo,… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 As Seriously as this movie was portrayed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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