thebes Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 She’ll file all my albums by artist, label and genre, oh only a librarian will do. She’ll fill up my stacks and organize my titles, at last there will be a filing system, or maybe two. She’ll gather them up in a cart and maybe chide me a time or two, when my growing towers fall to the floor. She’ll take me into the secret corners of my library of tunes, and unearth the hidden gems in the back catalogue. She’ll have glasses and lift her eyes over them when cross at me, because I think country and punk are pretty close cousins. Oh, and beneath that librarian frock will be nicely turned ankles and panting poonts. Oh I want a librarian… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 It's good to want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Must be you're looking for a maid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 A man needs a maid -Neil Young 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPower Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Merry Xmas thebes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Es1flO_2M Very good band and this just happens to be my fav tune by them!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Thebes, I married a librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted December 12, 2020 Author Share Posted December 12, 2020 So you know exactly what I mean. I betcha you can find every album the second you think of it. Me I have to get the coal shovel out and start working through the piles. So does she have any librarian friends? I'd like to get organized and properly catalogued. Does she know the words "double entendre"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Thebes, I married a librarian. That explains everything… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, thebes said: So you know exactly what I mean. I betcha you can find every album the second you think of it. Me I have to get the coal shovel out and start working through the piles. So does she have any librarian friends? I'd like to get organized and properly catalogued. Does she know the words "double entendre"? She's Phi Beta Kappa, she knows lots of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 they were perfectly matched by the dewey decimal system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, oldtimer said: She's Phi Beta Kappa, she knows lots of words. a Literature Major - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted December 12, 2020 Author Share Posted December 12, 2020 21 minutes ago, oldtimer said: She's Phi Beta Kappa, she knows lots of words. Well I once met a girl who was in the sorority "I Eta Pi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 You can substitute a double leg lamp with a multicolored LED bulb temporarily. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 11 hours ago, BigStewMan said: they were perfectly matched by the dewey decimal system. Exactly. Actually, we were perfectly matched as measured by the church's pre-marital questionnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 11 hours ago, RandyH000 said: a Literature Major - American Studies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 @oldtimer A friend of mine worked in the periodical section in the library at the college. I gave him a shirt that said 'I deal with issues!' 😜 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Exactly. Actually, we were perfectly matched as measured by the church's pre-marital questionnaire. No doubt, this church..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Yep. The church of the sacred bleeding heart of jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 What are panting poonts? Too lazy to look it up or try to figure it out.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 No doubt a male librarian is called for this project. Female librarians take their work much too seriously and, may run out of interest. Besides this they can be quite a distraction when annoyed, or even more when they are not. All told, better not to include women in this project as boundaries may suffer. If however one is to be considered for position, would recommend one of sufficient age to accomplish the task, and depart forthwith. Thanks for your consideration. Also there is the discipline aspect as well. No one wants total quiet and to be shushed in their own home setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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