JL Sargent Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Now I've seen it all. Open and shut case. https://www.cbs42.com/news/burglar-killed-when-window-unexpectedly-closes-pinning-him-and-leaving-him-suspended-in-air-sheriff-says/?fbclid=IwAR3pFuIQgkatatTctyc5H9HLTUj9x4WYUItrByLnGSp_Daa0lG0wO2pxS4U 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 A Guillotine window ----for sure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuzzzer Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 He looks like a respectable chap. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted December 16, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2020 I read that this morning, crazy, apparently they make smart windows now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 hours ago, dtel said: I read that this morning, crazy, apparently they make smart windows now. It definitely was smarter than the burglar. JJK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 They’ll probably charge the home owner with manslaughter by ‘’entrapment’ and there will be protests calling for mandatory burglar safe windows and defunding of police. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Bosco-d-gama said: They’ll probably charge the home owner with manslaughter by ‘’entrapment’ and there will be protests calling for mandatory burglar safe windows and defunding of police. You forgot to add "sue the window manufacturer". There was no warning sign advising that windows closing on your neck can cause permanent damage or death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 He was a good boy, never meant anyone no harm. All he wanted to do was make a little extra money for his Christmas gifts list. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted December 16, 2020 Moderators Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Gilbert said: He was a good boy, never meant anyone no harm. All he wanted to do was make a little extra money for his Christmas gifts list. Then they will show a picture of him when he was 11 years old, mostly to make the window look guilty, it's a media thing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 You guys have got this covered. Straight Up FATE! in spades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, JohnJ said: You guys have got this covered. Straight Up FATE! in spades. I agree. Karma....well, we all know what it can be. Looks like he was simply an inbred punk.... not to sound harsh but I've got no issues with his self-dispatchment. Don't let the (coffin) door hit you on your way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Coytee said: Looks like he was simply an inbred punk.... He was just misunderstood........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 48 minutes ago, CECAA850 said: He was just misunderstood........................ You sensitive type.... keep your eyes open for a box of tissues to be Fed-Ex'ed. Do you prefer them to be scented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 He was framed. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 45 minutes ago, Woofers and Tweeters said: He was framed. True story: Years ago (20) brother in law had a kitty called "Scat". Scat the cat could do no wrong in his eyes. Well, turns out one day, Scat the Cat came home.....and had some feathers literally stuck to his whiskers. Brother in law, literally as serious as a heart attack, said there's NO WAY that (his special cat called Scat) would EVER attack, much less....eat a bird. Scat the Cat was sitting in front of us, feathers stuck to his lips.....brother in laws next words were "he was framed" My wife & I just burst out laughing at how absurd that was.....brother in law sat there with focused, innocent look on his face until I think he realized just how stupid that sounded, then he laughed with us. He always had a problem thinking that Scat the Cat would ever attack a bird/mouse other. His Scat was special..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Another one* bites the dust. * = POS ,hopefully who had not polluted the gene pool yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Coytee said: brother in laws next words were "he was framed" He was the victim of a bird flying into his mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 22 minutes ago, babadono said: Another one* bites the dust. * = POS ,hopefully who had not polluted the gene pool yet. Have you? Genetics might not be the culprit here. Just sayin...sometimes it is sometimes it isn't, but the actions of progeny don't always reflect the progenitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Woofers and Tweeters said: He was framed. You won the thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 If I understand correctly a combination guillotine hanging, I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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