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Burglary story too crazy to make up. Nice tattoos too!


JL Sargent

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12 minutes ago, oldtimer said:

Have you?

Genetics might not be the culprit here.  Just sayin...sometimes it is sometimes it isn't, but the actions of progeny don't always reflect the progenitors.

We can take the discussion further.  If it's the gene pool you are concerned with, it logically follows you favor some sort of eugenics.  James, by giving you a like, exposes his own hypocrisy by criticizing Bill Gates father for his support of eugenics.  Intellectual inconsistency?

 

The guy got a deserved end, but genetics?  How Naziesque.

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They seek him here, they seek him there,
His clothes are loud, but never square.
It will make or break him so he's got to buy the best,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

And when he does his little rounds,
'Round the boutiques of London Town,
Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at,
And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight,
He feels a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
There's one thing that he loves and that is flattery.
One week he's in polka-dots, the next week he is in stripes.
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
In Regent Street and Leicester Square.
Everywhere the Carnabetian army marches on,
Each one an dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
His world is built 'round discoteques and parties.
This pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly.
In matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.
He's a dedicated follower of fashion.
He's a dedicated follower of fashion.

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2 hours ago, dtel said:

Then they will show a picture of him when he was 11 years old, mostly to make the window look guilty, it's a media thing. 

God Rest his soul  -----

 

- his body was dangling in the air when they found him  unresponsive  ---meaning he climbed with nothing under his feet and  put his head through the window opening , he may have  lost foot , the window did not close on him ,  it was only  partially open , big difference ,between a window slamming shut on your head and knocking you out , versus a person sticking his head in a tight opening -----

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I wonder (but don't really care) during his fading....  if/when he had a thought that "gee....turns out this was a VERY stupid idea....  can I hit Ctrl/Alt/Delete and reboot???"

 

Better that the window won.   Actually, how stupid must he have been to be outsmarted and snuffed by a window pane and some wood or vinyl cladding??!!

 

Inanimate object : 1

Moron who thinks he's cool:  0

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Coytee said:

Too funny......those are good.

 

 

It get's funnier.

 

  • Duarte said her fiance was a rapper and performer who went by name 'Taz UFO' 
  • She denies he tried to burglarize home and is calling for a 'proper investigation'

He’s the sweetest person you’d probably ever meet and has the biggest heart.’

Tyson Lane, a friend of Hernandez, describes a man who was generous and outgoing.

Lane doesn’t accept the sheriff’s deputies' explanation that Hernandez died while trying to burglarize a home.

‘He is not a burglar. He’s not a thief. He’s not a bad guy,’ Lane said.

‘That’s not what he is.’

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21 hours ago, Woofers and Tweeters said:

The window of opportunity closed.

 

 

21 hours ago, Woofers and Tweeters said:

Due to a pane in the neck. 

 

Stop!  Just stop it, you're killing me, Smalls!  🤣

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Suicide by Window, another new category for Darwin Award winners. 

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