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Ive got a cold, Im a booger factory right now.

Do you pick your nose when you are driving your car?

Don't you hate those boogers you can't fling off your finger. They just stick there and the more you flick they move to new locations on your finger. Sometimes you think it flung, but then you find it a few mins later on the back of your finger.

I hate that.

JM

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On 12/18/2002 7:07:59 PM j-malotky wrote:

Do you pick your nose when you are driving your car?

Don't you hate those boogers you can't fling off your finger. They just stick there and the more you flick they move to new locations on your finger. Sometimes you think it flung, but then you find it a few mins later on the back of your finger.

JM

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ROTFLMAO I know your issue man... I really do. What I want to know is this... If your buddy (or anyone for that matter) has a bugger on his nose, or in his nose but clearly visible.... do you tell him? I ususlly opt not to. Whatta pal eh? 9.gif

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Social dilemma:

You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Since this is definitely a no-no, you:

< > 1. Pretend to wave to someone across the room and, with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the fourth joint.

< > 2. Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first.

< > 3. Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up, blow your nose on your sock.

Definitions:

The Kiddie Pick

When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick

When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It

You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings

When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick

The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.

Pick Your Brains

Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save

When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll

No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick

Ditto.

Pick And Stick

You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

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