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Won't find me in that picture.

 

Wife makes it easy for me....  a month or two prior, she strategically takes the catalogs that she's been perusing, folds the page corner and circles the item.  Pretending all the time that she's just marking them for thoughts later on about buying said items.

 

I then "stumble" onto it....and surreptitiously open the catalogs and get said items ordered in.

 

Item arrives, I wrap them up (or give them to her early if there is a need for said item)

 

She acts surprised on Christmas.  I act as though I was sneaky.  She is actually hiding the fact that she just got done playing me like a fiddle.....and I am actually hiding the fact that I knew all along she was playing me like a fiddle, I simply agreed to get played.

 

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5 hours ago, Coytee said:

Won't find me in that picture.

 

Wife makes it easy for me....  a month or two prior, she strategically takes the catalogs that she's been perusing, folds the page corner and circles the item.  Pretending all the time that she's just marking them for thoughts later on about buying said items.

 

I then "stumble" onto it....and surreptitiously open the catalogs and get said items ordered in.

 

Item arrives, I wrap them up (or give them to her early if there is a need for said item)

 

She acts surprised on Christmas.  I act as though I was sneaky.  She is actually hiding the fact that she just got done playing me like a fiddle.....and I am actually hiding the fact that I knew all along she was playing me like a fiddle, I simply agreed to get played.

 

 

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I did order most of the stuff online these year (I even placed a huge order from online pharmacy for all my vitamins) but last day before Christmas i recognized that few small things are missing and i don't even have a wrapping paper. The shopping was a nightmare i got the most ugly wrapping paper ever (i guess i wasn't the only one buying it)

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