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henry4841 Posted October 31, 2022 Author Share Posted October 31, 2022 Love this one! A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." 'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." "Well, we have them, and you could have." No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't!" "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geezin' Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 This oughta get a laff er two. My eyes are still watering. Warning a couple of naughty words sneak in there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boom3 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 "Stop looking at lower powered tubes and forget solid state. Nothing beats the nearly religious experience of seeing and hearing a glowing pair of tubes in your system." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sputnik Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 I think fini first posted this many years ago. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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