Shock-Late Posted January 8, 2001 Share Posted January 8, 2001 Well, i have a stupid joke about blond women i'd like to share with you guys (why here? because there are only a few women reading this of course)...Sorry i'm french-speaking so my english will be bad! Ok so it's about a blond woman who is fed up of always being regarded as a stupid girl because of her hair colour. so she decides to change her colour to brown. That done, she's so happy about her new colour that she decides to have a little trip in the country. She 's driving her Corvette and then, suddenly, she finds herself facing a flock of sheeps. She's so in a good mood she says to the sheep-fold: "Hey old man, I've got a deal...If I tell you exactly how much cheeps you have then you let me take one away with me." "138" she says, and by a mere chance, it's the exact number. So she picks up the cutest lamb and goes back in her car. But before she has the time to fire the motor up, she hears the sheep-fold screaming to her: "wait, i've got another deal for you: give me my dog back and i'll tell you what's your natural hair colour!!" dumb but actually i rather like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tljraj Posted January 8, 2001 Share Posted January 8, 2001 Thanks Shocklate alittle humor never hurt anyone. So what if your French or blond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTYoung Posted January 8, 2001 Share Posted January 8, 2001 Your english is better than my french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted January 9, 2001 Share Posted January 9, 2001 I must protest. 1. Such humor is ungentlemanly and impolite. Yes, it might be considered mild by some standards, but is still not necessary. 2. This bbs might seem like a small, semi-private circle. But it is not. Through the magic of the internet, it is world wide. You don't know who you might be offending. 3. It puts our hosts, the Klipsch organization, in a very bad position. This is important regardless of anyone's private taste in humor. They are being put into a position of being a forum for humor of questionable taste, or censoring things. I'm sure they don't want to do either. So, let me suggest that we stick to the subject of audio and music. Regards, Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa12 Posted January 9, 2001 Share Posted January 9, 2001 do jokes affect our karma rating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock-Late Posted January 9, 2001 Author Share Posted January 9, 2001 quote: Originally posted by William F. Gil McDermott: I must protest. 1. Such humor is ungentlemanly and impolite. Yes, it might be considered mild by some standards, but is still not necessary. 2. This bbs might seem like a small, semi-private circle. But it is not. Through the magic of the internet, it is world wide. You don't know who you might be offending. 3. It puts our hosts, the Klipsch organization, in a very bad position. This is important regardless of anyone's private taste in humor. They are being put into a position of being a forum for humor of questionable taste, or censoring things. I'm sure they don't want to do either. So, let me suggest that we stick to the subject of audio and music. Regards, Gil Allright allright, it was the first time and the last time i posted a joke on here. Sorry. Mea Culpa. I apologize. Don't take it too bad either: my intentions were not to hurt anyone, as I know quite a lot of blond women who like that joke. But if i DID hurt someone, sorry. It was just a joke, as there are jokes about french people, black people, belgian people, gay people, old people, tall people, short people.. next time I'll talk only klipsch, I promess. What's that karma-rating by the way? Frans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted January 9, 2001 Share Posted January 9, 2001 And don't forget, the sheep dog might be offended. =8^o Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa12 Posted January 9, 2001 Share Posted January 9, 2001 frans, please say hi to that lovely lady from antwerp i met in NY. what was her name...? anyway please see the web site category. there is a thread on it i think called karma rating or something. ------------------ RF-3 (front), RC-3, Cornwall I (rear) Velodyne HGS-15 sub Monsterbass 400 sub cables & Monster Z-12 speak wire Sony de935 a/v receiver Sony DVP-C650D dvdp Sony Trinitron 27" tv Technics dual cassette deck Technics direct drive turntable Scientific Atlanta Explorer 2000 digital cable box rock on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock-Late Posted January 9, 2001 Author Share Posted January 9, 2001 Her name was Sarah, boa. It was my girlfriend then. When I saw you both together i tried to drive on you with my hired car but you survived. Amazing you still don't remember that! Frans PS seriously now: Antwerp girls are great. Really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa12 Posted January 9, 2001 Share Posted January 9, 2001 that was not me frans, I was in NY, her name started I believe w/ an A, i'm innocent yes & the french speaking girls rule over the dutch speaking... oh sorry back to a/v & music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huub Hierck Posted January 13, 2001 Share Posted January 13, 2001 Boa12 now you have hurt my feelings as a dutchmen. But who cares if you can't take a joke. What can you do. I'll turn on my set and enjoy my Klipsch. No jokes from Holland. Not even over our Belgium neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa12 Posted January 15, 2001 Share Posted January 15, 2001 whoops, sorry huub. actually, my only experience was w/ the french speaking girl. i've been seeing $300 RT to amsterdam. hopefully my research can continue...see what u started frans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock-Late Posted January 16, 2001 Author Share Posted January 16, 2001 quote: Originally posted by boa12: whoops, sorry huub. actually, my only experience was w/ the french speaking girl. i've been seeing $300 RT to amsterdam. hopefully my research can continue...see what u started frans What if WW3 begins here?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forresthump Posted January 16, 2001 Share Posted January 16, 2001 my money's on belgium - those wooden shoes just don't work well in battle ------------------ go forth & hump the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 I was thinking. This joke only works if she takes a guess. On the other hand, had she gone up on a hill, her count would have been one over, having mistaken the dog for a sheep, and she would not have won the bet. Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock-Late Posted January 23, 2001 Author Share Posted January 23, 2001 quote: Originally posted by William F. Gil McDermott: I was thinking. This joke only works if she takes a guess. On the other hand, had she gone up on a hill, her count would have been one over, having mistaken the dog for a sheep, and she would not have won the bet. Gil Well, Gil, i had to translate this joke from french to english, wich wasn't easy...maybe i forgot something in the process?? I don't think so, but...please guys, if this joke is not being understood let me know. Maybe I have to take some more english lessons... frans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_z_livn Posted February 5, 2001 Share Posted February 5, 2001 Oh come on, take a deep breath. I'm certain nobody will have lasting scars from that very politically incorrect, insensitive off humor(heaven forbid)joke the man was just passing along in jest. Lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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