Curmudgeon Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Anyone ever eat minced barbecue or Slim Jim's while watching "Motel Hell"? Or have ribs while watching "Night Of The Living Dead"? Chilled monkey brains, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Bkrop: Isn't amazing how long leftover Meatloaf really lasts? Far longer than I would have ever guessed. Maybe the dashboard lights had some preservative action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Clu, maybe they do work wonders, I think meatloaf is about to release a new album. (Or was that a dream/nightmare I had!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 he he he.. BULLWINKLE FOR PRESIDENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Hey Rocky! Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Admiral Peachfuzz for VP! Sherman for secretary of state! Edit: Doh! I meant Mr. Peabody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Ray G., " Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be the best in the world at something, whatever that something might be? " Yes I have a very good idea,I participated at the Universe Greatest Fart contest and lost,the winner was well over 600lbs(not a Canadian may I add) and eating beans in sauce for a full 4-5 hours before the contest and drinked hot milk before the event. Its not easy,even at a fart contest. Trust me the fart was worthy of the USS Iowa main gunns blast! After the even and the glorious win,he took his huge bulk to B King and ordered 20 Whoppers with extra mustard!Talk about a champ who always trains. However I agree Arnorld had to work hard to become Mr Ubber Universe,no doubt.But Arnold's competition in the elections was a joke at best.A midget,a bOOb tube star and a rolling skin magnat.Not the greatest policians in the world or universe. Even Goofy TM would may have had a good shot at winning against this level of political supremacy,err circus like competition.All he would have to say is TAX CUTS,MORE PRISONS and MORE JOBS. Then provide a few jobs,cut taxes for the homeless and voila. Come on people lets keep this Ubber thread alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 ---------------- On 10/11/2003 8:41:26 PM TheEAR wrote Yes I have a very good idea,I participated at the Universe Greatest Fart contest and lost,the winner was well over 600lbs(not a Canadian may I add) and eating beans in sauce for a full 4-5 hours before the contest and drinked hot milk before the event. Its not easy,even at a fart contest. Trust me the fart was worthy of the USS Iowa main gunns blast! After the even and the glorious win,he took his huge bulk to B King and ordered 20 Whoppers with extra mustard!Talk about a champ who always trains. ---------------- WHOA Ears! Now thats one hellava Total Recall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 ---------------- On 10/11/2003 7:17:05 PM cluless wrote: he he he.. BULLWINKLE FOR PRESIDENT ---------------- Hey Rocky! Wanna see me pull a moose out of a hat!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Palm Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Only in "Collyfornia" would they elect someone who looks like King Kong and talks like Henrey Kisinger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 "Only in "Collyfornia" would they elect someone who looks like King Kong and talks like Henrey Kisinger!" LOL A classic,King King looks, YES. Talks like Hanrey Kisinger...almost,Kisinger has a much richer vocabulary and does not have to memorise his name like Schwartz Und Ubber Egger. To those who think we are mean to Schwartzy let me tell you,its all healthy fun.And no whales(just King Kong lookalike)got hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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