picky Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Colin wrote: "Damn, those are good, I made my up on the spur of the moment, did you?" Yep. Mine was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Here's one the ladies seem to like (for some odd reason): What do you call that useless piece of skin attached to a penis? A man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhornKerry Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 you behave as if stupidity were a virtue. From the movie Flight of the Phoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBrennan Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 About the worst insult my Mother can think of is that someone's from Kerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Mr. Cecil Adams, of The Straight Dope newspaper column, once quipped to a correspondent who had asked a very ignorant question: Dear Sir, if ignorance was corn flakes, you'd be General Mills. Cute enough. But Adams got a letter in response to the effect: Dear Mr. Adams, We appreciate your reference to our company, General Mills, which has been making fine breakfast products for many years. However, we wish to point out that we do not make a corn flake product. None the less, we invite you and your readers to try our delicious cerials. Regards, Mr. Jones V.P. of Advertising General Mills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 How about : Damn whats with you someone put ExLax in your Viagra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale W Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 If i was that ugly i'd shave my *** and learn to walk backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Here's another of my favorites... SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU T1T! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS, STUFFY-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Is that your breath or your a$$? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 You perfectly ignorant s l u t ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 ---------------- On 6/24/2004 9:50:56 PM Dale W wrote: If i was that ugly i'd shave my *** and learn to walk backwards ---------------- LOL That`s funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 You couldn't find your *** with both hands and a copy of Gray's Anatomy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 "Oh, you farted? Well, the voice is different but the breath smells the same!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norcuron Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 As funny as a one legged man in an a$$-Kickin contest When you were born the doctor turned you over and said "Oh Twins !!" You are a real gift from Heaven...too bad you landed on your face. When you were born your mom said "Oh what a treasure !!"....your dad said "Yeah let's bury it"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 "When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkp Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 If you want to have a cut-down contest, I'll take out my brain so we can start even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Sharp as a sack full of wet mice. If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. I must apologize for the lack of bloodshed in tonight's program. We shall try to do better next time. Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker. I married your mother because I wanted children. You can imagine my disappointment when you arrived. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Women should be obscene and not heard. When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'. Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them. There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself. In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. You're a parasite for sore eyes. You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted June 28, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 28, 2004 See, we can all vent our insults without attacking each other I'm personally a big fan of Caddyshack... "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 "must've" Never seen this "word" before. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted June 28, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 28, 2004 That's the quote from the movie, neo. Thanks for being picky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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