neo33 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Me, picky? Nah. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 No, Amy. I'M Picky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I wanted to learn some good insults and found this thread. It deserves resurrection. Lots of gems here. Lets see some more. Here is an oldie but goodie to rekindle the flames. "In a battle of wits, you're only half armed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 "You're dumb'r than a wagon track. "You sorry sack of slimy siberian snake sh*t" "You are one low-bred, sorry, scab-***, gutter slu*t" Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Oh, does your mom play hockey also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 What did the Michigan State alum say to the Michigan alum? "Excuse me sir, would you like fries with that shake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 ---------------- On 6/18/2004 4:15:08 PM mike stehr wrote: Lick me where I pee.......... ---------------- That's not an insult, that's a heart felt request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 1) Ups Delivery: Where would you like your B@se? 2) I never knew that you were a drunk until one dy I saw you sober... Lady - before you I didn't drink (or guy equal opportunity) 3) You'd be a perfect candidate for platic surgery. I already plastic surgery a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 You remind me of school on Saturday. No class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholtl Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Your brother's so short he plays handball against the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 You've got more nerve than a rotten tooth! You're so ugly, your mama tied a porkchop around your neck, so the dog would play with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholtl Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Yo momma so fat, when she wakes up, she rolls of BOTH sides of the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 You gotta love the classics, its an oldy but a goody come back 'well go ___yourself'. Hardly original, but its easy to say and hard to missunderstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Can't remember where this one is from. "Whut iz yeh, ignurint????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.cherry Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 ---------------- On 5/3/2005 8:12:35 PM jacksonbart wrote: You gotta love the classics, its an oldy but a goody come back 'well go __ yourself'. Hardly original, but its easy to say and hard to missunderstand. ---------------- and my all time best comeback for that remark: "___yourself, you will get more__"! enough said out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Hey, great suit! Didn't have it in your size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted May 3, 2005 Moderators Share Posted May 3, 2005 You must have rode the special bus to school. the best part of you ran down your mothers leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 FURRBACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieJ Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 You could stuff all your taste in music inside the navel of a flea and still have room for 2 sesame seeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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