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A best insult competition?


Colin

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I wanted to learn some good insults and found this thread. It deserves resurrection. Lots of gems here. Lets see some more. Here is an oldie but goodie to rekindle the flames.

"In a battle of wits, you're only half armed."

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What did the Michigan State alum say to the Michigan alum? "Excuse me sir, would you like fries with that shake?"

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1) Ups Delivery: Where would you like your B@se?

2) I never knew that you were a drunk until one dy I saw you sober... Lady - before you I didn't drink (or guy equal opportunity)

3) You'd be a perfect candidate for platic surgery. I already plastic surgery a year ago.

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On 5/3/2005 8:12:35 PM jacksonbart wrote:

You gotta love the classics, its an oldy but a goody come back 'well go __ yourself'. Hardly original, but its easy to say and hard to missunderstand.

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and my all time best comeback for that remark: "___yourself, you will get more__"!

enough said

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