ZAKO Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 If your wife left you and you didnt hear the door slam shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 If your speakers are horny'r then you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 If your lug your 100 pound each speakers to college and back every year (dorm room) If I can't hear the firealarm when it goes off due to the speakers If you can set the firealarm off due to the speakers (I have not done that yet....... [] If the DJ that lives next door says you have better speakers then his and wants to know what brand If people are maxing out their logitech brand computer speakers (I guess 300 watts), while I am still only at 1 If I moved the room to accomodate the speakers not I move the speakers to accomodate the room If people think I am having a conversation in my room when I am watching a movie If the girl's skirt went flying up as she passed my window while I had it blasting (ok so I am making that one up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdetroitx Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 If you have to ask you wife permission to go into your local hi fi store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted March 7, 2007 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2007 If every house you walk into, you look around to see where you would put there speakers ! Edit: thanks Indy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyKlipschFan Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 When your friend sais, "Hey I just put a incredible BOSE system in my house..." Cringe.... Then they want you to help set it up and "get er done" tuned in just right!" Christy... Isn't that, "In every house you walk into, you look around to see where you would put their speakers !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevellerh Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 If you hate watching a movie anywhere other than your house, even when you own a 27" Sony TV (from 15ft) and your friends have projectors, 46"LCDs etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrWho Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You choose a house/apartment based on acoustics first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryO Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Your insurance agent doesn't believe you and has to see first hand for himself. Your insurance agents boss has to see also before a policy can be issued Your insurance agent has to get permission from the home office to write an extended coverage policy on your audio gear, You spent more on a TT cartridge than you did utilities this year. You spent more on tubes this month than your house payment. You are almost done buying audio gear. (Morning Arf) You get rid of your couch and keep only the loveseat to accomodate acoustics. You build speakers in your living room so it doesn't take as long to modify them to meet room requirements. You can't keep a housekeeper because you have too much gear. You even invite door to door bible thumpers in so you can show off your system. You sell your back up system to the door to door bible thumper. And last but not least: Your EX didn't believe you when you told her the "BIG and UGLY speakers" would be there long after she was gone!!!! All true! HarryO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You are a top 25 poster on these forums and 99% are in 2 channel. You are posting in this thread. You bought yourself a TT for your 40th. Someone calls you at 1 am (waking you up) to tell you about an amp - and you are pleased. Someone pops into your house and wants to hear your stereo and you know 25 recordings that you have to use as demos. Product distributors call you for information on their speakers / turntables / cartridges / tube amps ..... You are a member of an audiophile club and proud of it. You have appeared in a video about audiophiles. When your wife wants to find you she starts by calling audio shops - BEFORE she tries your mobile. You cry when the carpets are removed each summer because of the acoustical change. You panic when your wife would like to re-arrange the living room - which you refer to as the listening room. You can think of another 50 things to post here.... Guilty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSport Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 ...............if your life revolves around THIS Forum! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You even invite door to door bible thumpers in so you can show off your system. You sell your back up system to the door to door bible thumper. And last but not least: Your EX didn't believe you when you told her the "BIG and UGLY speakers" would be there long after she was gone!!!! All true! HarryO OH MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If your girlfriend thought it was you in the Maxell blown away poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germerikan Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 .......your local utilities lays you a deticated line to stop power surges to other homes when you turn on your amps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardP Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 ....You (I) drove an 800-mile round trip, with overnight stayover in a motel, two weeks after foot surgery, with pins still holding the bones together and protruding through the skin, in a manual transmission vehicle, to pick up the KA-1000/KW-120 THX Ultra II dual subwoofer system at an unbeatable price (Thanks again rmlowz!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 ....If you take your Khorns apart, load them up in the back of your Excursion, load up 2 of your boys, and drive for 6 hours. Take em apart, set em up. Put in new crossovers, thanks to BEC, at midnight. Crank em back up in the morning. Take em back apart, load em back up, drive back 6 hours, then put them back in their spot... ....If you spend hours upon hours pondering if a chance in interconnects, speaker wires, crossovers, etc would make an improvement.... .....If you get a 0.05% improvement, and are so very proud of yourself.... No one else can tell that there was a change, but you can.... .....If you expenses on audio in any given year add up to more than you made on your first job.... .... If you add it all up, and its more than you make now! Yikes..... Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 if you work more than one job just to buy more audio gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 .....If you actually know what tubes are... ( Not TV tubes, fallopian tubes, or tubes in the ear....) ......If you troll garage sales, hoping for some old dusty piece of equipment, or some old LP's...... .......If you obsessively check audiogon for any new steals...... ......If you don't think McIntosh is the same company that makes ipods..... .....If you have actually been to Hope.....For Fun!!!! paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodcaw boy Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 if you put up with poo poo just to get deano jubs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theryugobuddy Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If you leave for a week vacation and can't truly enjoy yourself until you get back home in the LaZBoy with the speakers pumping-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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