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Set’s a topology not a religion





Normal people need never worry about speaker wire





If it sounds good to you it may still sound like crap





If you want perfection don’t listen to music.





You need a good room to hear good music





Measurements are for dorks





Something will always be not quite right with your system





Dating Twins entails months of terror interspersed with
moments of the sublime





Entropy has a nasty habit of devolving onto used lps





Fooling around with live electricity will definitely clear
your sinuses





If it sounds good to you everybody else is wrong





Measurements reveal all





Well-recorded records made as records sound better than the
cd version





Well recorded cd’s sound better than crappyily recorded cd’s





A well-recorded cd can sound better pressed as a record





Room treatments are vital unless they aren’t





T-amps suck





New caps sound better than old





Isolation products are bunk





A clean power supply is clean





Tubes Rule





Solid State rules if you are brain dead





Fresh strawberries with sugar kills. Fresh strawberries with
chocolate is a waste of good strawberries.





I’ll add more as I think of them





























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Thanks, Marty. However, a few quibbles:

>Normal people need never worry about speaker wire
I am not so sure. I tried a garden hose but one of my friends said even that needed gold plated connectors.

>A well-recorded cd can sound better pressed as a record
I attempted this. I found that once pressed out to 12", the CD was way too flimsy and the stylus simply skidded across the surface. OTOH, it was very, very quiet.

>Fresh strawberries with sugar kills. Fresh strawberries with chocolate is a waste of good strawberries.
Fresh strawberries with a beautiful naked woman are a distraction.

Dave

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Great stuff Marty, and I love Bucksters, mind if I contribute a few?

sounds like music to me

use wire, the electrons don't care

collect em all- it's a set

hey Doc, where do I plug in?

you get the gigs you're supposed to get

my brain hurts

make everything louder than everything else (can't take credit, that's Ian Gillan of Deep Purple)

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Bass is boring

There's three things coming out of your speaker, treble, mids and bass

If you have to talk over the music it's just about loud enough

If you have to talk over the music it's not nearly loud enough

If you don't want to talk the volume is perfect

Hot Twins in the house is better than hot Twins breaking down the front door to gently remind you of your latest transgression

Women get really upset when you pour hot chocolate over them while your eating a strawberry.

Watching your furniture walking across the room is fun, but it's not music.

If it's the best song you ever hard, wait a week before saying that out loud.

If there's a pretty woman on the cover that's no reason to actualy think she's a good singer.

If there's a pretty woman on the cover that's no reason to actualy doubt she's a good singer.

If there's a pretty woman on the cover and you start creating fantasies in your head about her your either a loser or your name is Thebes.

Thanks guys for checking in but certainly myself and Colter don't have a corner on the market for truisms. So give us a hand.

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Welcome to the Madness

You're never alone with a Schizophrenic

It's the same hair I always had, it just used to be on the inside

There's no way out of here (David Gilmour lyric)

Road trips build character

After 12,000 posts, the HAVE to hire you

The 'curly one' has arrived

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Marty,

good list.

There used to be a forum member, sorry can't remember who, using the tag line: (or something like it)

No matter what you do your system still sucks half the time.

"No matter what you do your system still sucks half the time'.

Dee,

Funny you mention that. Considering the wealth of information available on this forum, and the many things that I have learned from it's members,.......... That one statement stays with me because it is absolute truth. (for me)

I can sit down and the music flows through me. Total euphoria. At other times the same gear, room, and cut sound terrible. Not my ears, but what is between them I would think.

Perhaps the LSD is a factor.

tc

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