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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.


Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support.


If you can read this, you're in range.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!


It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.


Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by
then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever
the hell you want to.


Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.


The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.


If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.


To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.


We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a
day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish,
he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.


Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.


Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told.

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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support.

If you can read this, you're in range.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.

If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.

To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.

Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told.

Seti must have bought every bumpersticker in the truck stop![:D]

tc

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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support.

If you can read this, you're in range.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!

It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.

If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.

To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.

Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told.

Seti must have bought every bumpersticker in the truck stop!Big Smile

tc

Now don't you know that boy [:o] LOL

Just when you think you got it right your wrong!

Everybody else thinks they are right but we all know better[:D]

If at first you don't succeed , drink another one and try it again[Y]

I , therefore I'm doomed[li]

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Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going
to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get
hungabout.

Strawberry Fields forever.



Living is easy with eyes closed,
misunderstanding all you see.

It's getting hard to be someone but it
all works out, it doesn't matter much to
me.

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going
to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get
hungabout.

Strawberry Fields forever.



No one I think is in my tree, I mean it
must be high or low.

That is you can't you know tune in but
it's all right, that is I think it's not
too bad.

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going
to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get
hungabout.

Strawberry Fields forever.



Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but
you know I know when it's a dream.

I think I know I mean a 'Yes' but it's
all wrong, that is I think I disagree.

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going
to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get
hungabout.

Strawberry Fields forever.

Strawberry Fields forever.


Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry Fields forever.



Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.

It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out.

It doesn't matter much to me.



Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry Fields forever.



No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.

That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right.

That is I think it's not too bad.



Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry Fields forever.



Always no sometimes think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream.

I think I know I mean "Yes," but it's all wrong.

That is I think I disagree.



Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Strawberry Fields forever.

Strawberry Fields forever.

Strawberry Fields forever.




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