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A day without pot is...what were we talking about?

Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ...

My memory (such as it is) of that one is Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I still have a stack of those somewhere...where are they anyway?

As to bumper stickers, I saw this one about 20 years ago in Wichita Falls and almost wrecked:

"When bongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongs."

Dave

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A day without pot is...what were we talking about?

Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ...

My memory (such as it is) of that one is Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I still have a stack of those somewhere...where are they anyway?

As to bumper stickers, I saw this one about 20 years ago in Wichita Falls and almost wrecked:

"When bongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongs."

Dave

My brother used to have FFFB comics. I read them but didn't understand till later.

I have been reading reports of a Fabulous Furry Freak Brother movie for a while now and not there is a pilot trailer of sorts on youtube. I hope it gets made....Crazy hippies......

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Klipstein's Laws of General Engineering and Production:

Any wire cut to length will be too short.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
After an access cover has been secured by sixteen hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
After an intrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

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As quoted from Steven Wright:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever....so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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