thebes Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Yes folks why should Eric Clapton get to have all the fun. "Clapton is God" Harruumph! I can do that. Why indeed. I have just assumed godhead. Well at least on the internet. That's right folks do a google for "Thebes is God" and my name will pop right up. I got tired of living in a monotheistic culture. I'm fascinated by all those gods the Japanese and Indians have. It's time to liven up Western thought and go back to the good old days when we had guys like Zeus and Mars etc. hanging out in a cool Greek temple and messing with peoples lives. Not to mention various American Indian tribes that worshiped various critters and trees and stuff. Besides, I'm kinda sweet on Venus, and if she learns I'm a god she just might give me a tumble. Now before my Catholic, Christian, Jewish and Muslim friends here can their panties all bunched up, just slow down for a minute. All of these religions teach that there is but one true god and we are all aspects of him. So if you following the reasoning (this is Thebes reasoning not learned religious scholar reasoning) even as A god, I'm simply an aspect of the one true god. Or is he/she simply an aspect of me? I don't know and I get a strange swelling in my head when I think about it too long. All I know, is that Clapton's been getting all the action and I'm jealous. Now before you shout blasphemy, consider this. While I was at it I made Fini a god. God help us all (thought I'd beat you to it Fini). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I think I need to go on a diet first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 I think I need to go on a diet first. Top Notch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Its a yogurt diet right? You know very good marketing calling it diety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 God's don't do typos. Well maybe this once. I think I'll change the header. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 "too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 You made ME a God? Dang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenough Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I thought I'd let you know that I've just built an Altar to you in my living room (but I guess if your a God you already knew that). I hope you received my first prayer for good hunting at the yard sales this morning???[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 "too" Man this god stuff is harder than it seems. Better edit the header again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Beware of the God of Hellfire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I think you had better make an offering to the God of punctuation - even deities need all the support they can get.... Interestingly the main God worshipped in ancient Thebes (now Thiva - been there many times) was Dionysus - who would have been right up Thebes Street - so to speak. God of wine women and fornication - not to put too fine a point on it. Good party God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Thats cool and all but "jesus built my hot rod" The song wouldn't sound the same with "Fini built my hot rod" Butttt.... now I lay me down to sleep, pray the Thebes my soul to keep....works for me Baruch atoh ad-Fini, elohenu meloch Thebes.......nahhhhhh... Asalam a Thebes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 I'm humbled before all your comments. Or are you humbled before me? Oh, oh, my heads getting that achy, swollen feeling again. This god stuff ain't so simple. Hey Max! This dinosaurscoress Greek babe, do you think she'd let me call her Dixie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I guess that makes me the Angel of darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I'm humbled before all your comments. Or are you humbled before me? That's how most S&M relationships start - role allocation. Oh, oh, my heads getting that achy, swollen feeling again. This god stuff ain't so simple. A common problem for Greek deities too - caused lots of bad tempers, thunderbolts and the raping of women whilst disguised as a swan (no - I never fully got that one either - yet to meet a Greek woman who wants to get it on with a swan.) Hey Max! This dinosaurscoress Greek babe, do you think she'd let me call her Dixie? Why not - gender allocation can be so random sometimes and so restricting to a mangod such as yourself - eager to explore the bounds of your powers. I'd ply him with plenty of wine first though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I guess that makes me the Angel of darkness. And I thought we were all just............er...............horny devils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skonopa Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Interestingly the main God worshipped in ancient Thebes (now Thiva - been there many times) was Dionysus - who would have been right up Thebes Street - so to speak. God of wine women and fornication - not to put too fine a point on it. Good party God. Don't know about all this God stuff and such, but I'll admit that Dionysus was one bad-*** heavy metal band before they broke up, though! [8] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Steve is the god of two sheds. To prove it he eliminated one shed. All hail, Steve "two sheds" Skonopa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauln Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 With apologies to "The Ruling Class" 1971; Let me guess... this all started after noticing that when you prey to Him you find you are talking to yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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