[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Yep it has been a long while!!

Yeah, that's the correct pronunciation.

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My Pros are here...there goes the kittens in the neighborhood!

[Is it possible to make widescreen DVDs play full-screen??]

I have a Hollywood Plus decoder card on my computer and I was trying to figure out how to watch my widescreen only DVDs in full screen. I read something about zooming in so that it looks like full-screen, but the Hollywood Plus does not have a zoom feature? Any suggestions?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Hmmm... this a very delicate question. I must ponder... OK. I'm through.

The answer is both

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

No, that's not entirely correct... he's got the Pros doesn't he?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Let him alone he just has an obsession with duct ta... wait your right.

Do we have a psycologist around?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

If you order now you can get his power supply option for %50 off making it the low price of $899.99!!

Only then will you have the ultimate mobile system!!

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

$699.99 & 99/100 plus $200 shipping.

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

These people are going all out aren't they?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Yeah, several people have.

Let's see a kitten wearing a duct tape suit hanging from a tree!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Several people have also suggested it to Hofy, Neo, and I. I wonder why?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Oh yeah, baby! Can't get enough of that!

MORE HOFY & JACE, POST MORE!!! MORE!!!!

j/k

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Shame, shame, shame. Hopefully you'll recover.

BTW, do you rent your staff out for parties? Hofy Duct Tape Girls would be a smash might want to raise your standards a little tho... if you know what I mean. hehehe

j/k

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

OK. Let me say it slowly. they... will... be... there... shortly... most... likely

j/k

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Were do you get those? I'll buy 10. Let's see, that's only $19,000. Cheap for what you get! <yeah, sure...>

BTW, the case is coming along well.

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

In the meantime, we're creeping up on 200. We're making Klipsch BB history!!

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Scrambled eggs anyone?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Hey Neo, congrats on your 5th star. The kitten population in your area must be diminishing hehehe

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

What's the price and estimated delivery time of this one?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Hofy,

I have called your toll free CS about when your Duct Tape line will be ready to ship and I have yet to recieve a direct answer. I NEED this system now!

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

I am going to call and see if I can weasel a pair out of them without buying a computer. This is highly unlikely though. I can hear myself now: "...I can't? Why?!? Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!!!!"

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

I think I'll have to order with Klipsch in addition to my orders with other companies. They seem to be getting them in faster now. Every couple of days you hear that Dell and Outpost among other vendors are continually pushing back the ship dates!

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Cats?...Cats? Who said cats? You mean like kittens? Neo's soon to be dead kittens, and later stars?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Maybe Ray deserves a portion of the profits? hehehe

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

I use it to put on duck wounds when those mean, mean men shoot them

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Do I have to wait 3 months for the "shipment"?

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[Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System (patent pending)]

Okay, I want to order the Hofy duct tape mounting system. How much does it cost for the upgrade to the system with the cinder block?

Oh, and do I get a free gift if I order within the next 10 minutes?

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