k horn

don't use gas

the smell of victory

the smell of victory

I told Hal 9000 that his song sucked

we only sell speakers that can move you across the room not some alarm clock crap. However if you take that strap on off just maybe we can talk about you working for a real speaker company so what do you think . the Bose lady said

Then the unthinkable happed the Bose lady who has been from hell and back stopped and looked at everone staring at her she realized at this point that she has been tripping hard on some bad drugs . she looked down at her feet and saw that she had a strap on still attached she freaked out even more when FINI and AV MAN told her what had happened to her in the last week then the biggest shock of all came to her when she found out that she was a rep of the coca cola line of all speakers BOSE. She pulled out a gun and put it to her head and said GOD I HAVE SINNED FOR SELLING AND PROMOTING 2 " PAPER CONE CUBE **** SPEAKERS at this point before she pulled the trigger the door opened up and it was PAUL KLIPSCH sent from god to give her a message. ((( the message was ))) you have 2 days to leave something wonderful is about to happen SHE RESPONDED its impossible i don't have enuff fuel to get back to the states (( Paul )) I UNDER STAND HOWEVER IT IS NOT SAFE YOU MUST LEAVE IN 2 DAYS at this point the Bose lady looked over and saw a big computer called HAL 9000 AS SHE APPROACHED HAL HE STARTED TO SING A SONG CALLED DAISY . she looked back and Paul was gone . HAL RESPONDED WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME she said yes how about GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR . HAL said EFIN a right lets blow some sh!t up so she (( i out did myself))

came out fire from his big

BACK TO THE STORY (translation continues) came closer as the FIRE ENGINE hit an errant WATERMELON BOX squishing it into the PAVEMENT until it looked like warmed over TORONTO SLOOP soup with a B flat buzz on... when in a flash of brilliance, an overcoat opened and... out popped 50 cent rapping yo beotch dis be my house you is no what I'm saying so let me kick some hard core street rap free style yom what I'm say n then he started to

the world is round it blows my

then fini walked in and said

face and he got up and said America is wining the war in alcada but were loosing the war against AL SHARPTON (((WHITE POWER)))

as fini walked into the room he saw Mr rogers sitting behind his desk playing with the kings privets and as fini got close to Mr rogers he saw that he had a mask on so he bent over and pulled his mask off to see it was not only but the AVMAN at this point he

leg so fini pulled out his VHS copy of breaking 2 electric boogaloo movie and started to break dance with the new bose rep untill she

village people kicked opened then door and shot the EFIN Bose lady in the head and sang ( RIGHT SAID FRED SONGS)I'm so sexy for my shirt over and over until Mr green jeans walked in and stuck firecrackers up his cats A$$ and shouted the power of Christ compels you ***** so 2 SHY SHY HUSH HUSH I TO I .after the cat was blown in half he looked

5 guys singing in the navy