LMAO [] I went through somewhat of the same ordeal/situation you have posted but I ended up winning... shhhhh, dont tell the wife that thou J/K.
Anyhow, to get back you your post about Bic subs. For the price they are a very good sub! I had dual Bic Pl-200's as I had them in my HT, work quite well for HT and "ok" for music. ITs not they are that bad for music its just they are much better suited for HT IMHO. For the price of $250-270 shipped they are a very good sub with no complaints. As far as the wife factor they get a good "nod" for appearance, they are nnot to "large" and they have a good finish. I wouldnt go by the weight thou (.. not sure if this means anything to you or not but I thought I would say it if anyone wants to know), they list the sub ( PL-200 anyhow) as weighing 52lbs...NOT! I just shipped two of them to FL and with good package they only weighed 42lbs ea.