Let me explain! Love the Keller joke!! I'm actually totally blind in my right eye, and can see a little out of my left, I explain it like this, I can see faces, but can't tell your expression. I also can't take good pics because of total lack of field perseption! My dad took the pic of the bat, but haven't been able to get anyone yet to take pics of the speaker for me. btw, if you're wondering how I got like this, I was born 3 months early July 15 1990, and only 1 pound. The doctor made a mistake and put to much oxyigen in me at one point, and ended up saying to my parents, "do you want a dead child or a blind one." But yeah, I'm pretty mug Keller when it comes to pics, but I play a hell of a mlb the show on ps4 and can beat anyone in fighting games lol!