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Srinath

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I dunno I got a kick out of this.

 

Pearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Welcome! How can I help with your electronics question?
You
Naaa I actually have the answer for the question the bose 601 guy asked 6 yrs ago and you suggested a parts express woofer. Sorry that was the wrong answer. Cheaper 4 ohm woofer with 7 and 3/4" Bolt circle is available @ mat electronics.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
What's the make/model of your device? How old is it?
You
1991 Ford McIntosh MC 275 Truck and tube amp which also makes espresso.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
How long has this been going on? What troubleshooting have you tried?
You
I have tried putting Espresso in the Tubes of the MC275 and then pouring gasoline on them and lighting it up, but the sound has a crackle before the good bass hits. Maybe I can attach a turbo charger in the espresso and get more power you think ?
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
Anything else you want the electronics expert to know before I connect you?
You
That will be $19.99 cash or paypal only.
pearl_30x30.jpgPearl Wilson, Technician's Assistant
OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page where you can enter your payment info. We will charge you $5 now to secure the Technician's time and $19 when you receive your answer. The entire amount is fully refundable if you aren't satisfied. Continue >>
 
Anyone else mess with these clueless "experts".
 
Cool.
Srinath.
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