HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 said HornEd as he loaded his un-civil MUSKET into his 1840 STUDEBAKER pulled by his faithful jackasses, CYRUS and VANCE, to haul his CORNICE chon gherkin hybrid and the candle waxed GUERIDON to the local BC taco stand to exchange for a BURRITO. Just as CYRUS backed into the taco stand jackass stanchion for a bit of oats... VANCE suddenly broke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 boxer, futomaki, wheat, Erie, James Fennimore Cooper, 8-ply, hymn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ... so to pick up the thread... VANCE broke wind through his BOXER shorts... and as that pleasant FUTOMAKI sushi breeze blew over the WHEAT fields of ERIE, Illinois, there on a log sat fini's long lost cousin, JAMES FENIMORE of COOPERtown gluing an 8-PLY stack of MDF to construct a horn-loaded subwoofer... while singing that old Bose hymn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Ed? Give up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Ah, yes, gimme that ol' time jazz hymn "Ed? Give up!!!" first sung to me by my favorite ex-wife just before the lawyers came to say... OT: Allan, I've always enjoyed your cool On Topic audio and jazz comments... but responding to your seven letter mystery scripts keeps me from stepping on the toes of WDST enthusiasts. Thanks for the rehab fodder. -HornEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 tooled, cascade, title, Pasatiempo, Billy Strayhorn, fin, demilune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Right on Allan!... and then the lawyer said, "Not too cool ToolEd, the CASCADE of TITLE tunes is like a serenade of PASATIEMPO BILLYgoat pops... like I'd rather dig an Ellington/STRAYHORN arrangement of a DEMILUNE tune from m00n's better half... you know, something that would tempt FINi to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Evenrude, sturgeon, locker, Pall Mall, antimacassar, Juarez, lubrication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ...tie an EVINRUDE to his prize stuffed STURGEON hanging over his smelt LOCKER and sailed across to London walking to #2 PALL MALL street to meet his Auntie MacCassar who was needling an ANTIMACASSAR to collect fini head oils to sell to the JUAREZ LUBRICATION cartel for their famous quickie lubes for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 miniscule, certified, Hudson Bay, express, Boots Randolph, damask, Santeria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ...MINISCULE Evinrude outboards CERTIFIED for use on the HUDSON BAY EXPRESS Carnival Cruise ship where on the poop deck the max sax of BOOTS RANDOLPH blows the DAMASK cover off HornEd's former Puerto Rican mother-in-law's SANTERIA magic kit... so she cast her favorite spell... OT: Hey, I just can't split Boots Randolph's name for a game for a game, nan... Yakety Sax would haunt my memory day and night... forever. I've been digging jazz since the early 50's... did the Hungry I and the Purple Onion in San Francisco for as long as they were hot. Also lived in Paris and dug the expatriate American jazz musician scene. That's where I fell in love with a beautiful Puerto Rican from Ponce... and that's where I spent two decades of my life. Oh, yeah, I bought a three bedroom home for my mother-in-law... there's no way she's gonna cast a spell on this boy. -HornEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 armadillo, adhesive, leveling, Brooklyn Dodgers, Karl Rove, missionary, cabriole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ...in which she takes the essence of ripe road kill ARMADILLO and blends it with chewing tobacco to form an ADHESIVE so impoverished former BROOKLYN DODGERS could earn minimum wage while sealing envelopes in the latest KARL ROVE drive to supply MISSIONARY position information to conservative CABRIOLE carvers who want to get a "leg" up on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Rita Mae Brown, exhume, nine-iron, Saw Mill River Parkway, cartouche, tandoori, strainer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 "Confounded forum members must reach for babblefish" Cluless pronounced as she located the exit "Fear and Loathing is paramount here"...RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Run!" She screamed gathering the fallen triffids... with the strainer attached to the nine-iron, a cartouche like implement of Tandoori manufacture, designed to seperate the bull from the ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 from the RITA MAE BROWN NoBull Home for Wayward Cow Cows where Clipped & Shorn promptly clipped the bull's nether parts and shorn the bull horn with a rusty NINE-IRON he had EXHUMEd from the Hudson River ruins in the median of the SAW MILL RIVER PARKWAY suddenly, C&S dropped his STRAINER as in the sand he found a CARTOUCHE of Nefertiti in a sand bunker fixing TANDOORI seagull on the blade of the Nile Niblick proving the Egg Harbor Scots and Hudson & Ganges Indians had named their tube rolling teams after icons found on the big sandy beach of... OT: Whew, with Allan's input and a cluless incentive, there's no telling where a seven word project may grow... actually I had to take a bathroom break... I'm building it next to the new pool & spa. -HornEd PS: cluless, I regret missing the opportunity to post when you were "live" on the Forum. Really, clu, your such a purrfectly good egg... and I even harbor fond thoughts of saber tooth less! Maybe it's a residual warm fuzzy Afghan thing... or just a WDST state of mind. But, thanks for being there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 understanding, donkey, four-barrel, imcumbent, Croatian, bodice, Flannery O'Connor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 ...of UNDERSTANDING female DONKEYS in Baywatch Bikinis being lectured by FLANNERY O'CONNER who found it INCOMBENT upon herself to explain to the lightly clad gathering the decorum of proper CROATION cows in a FOUR-BARREL BODICE, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Havig a four-barrel is good because.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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