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Music for Baghdad


Colin

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Think things are vicious or nasty now? You should read the mud slinging that went on two years ago in my Music to Bomb Baghdad by thread. Remember Prodj101 and Forrest Hump? Gad. (BTW, the link to Tia Carrere's boobie is no longer valid. Just in case you wanted to know.) Anywhoo, I culled the song suggestions out from 17 pages (17!) of virulent diatribe that lasted for one year!

Best songs to educate Iraq women: Like a Virgin (Madonna) or I Touch Myself

Popular song for Iraqis to hum as they go shopping: How Bizarre!

Saddams favorite song: I am a Dancing Queen (Abba)

Saddams favorite excuse: Oops, I did it again (Brittany Spears)

Best song to fly a squadron of attack choppers in low over the dessert: Ride of The Valkyries, (Richard Wagner's second opera, made infamous in Francis Ford Coppolas Apocalypse Now movie)

Best song to listen to while unloading aerial ordinance: La Bamba (Ritchie Valens)

Best lyrics to infuriate radical conservative Islamic fundamentalists: Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too, Imagine all the people- Living life in peace (John Lennon)

The Bush administration should keep these lyrics in mind: Words as weapons - Sharper than knives (INXS)

Public reaction to politicians rhetoric: when their eloquence escapes me, their logic ties me up and rapes me (Sting and the Police)

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar

"Get Ready ('Cause here I come...)" - The Temptations

"Love Is The Answer," Todd Rundgren.

Invisible Sun, The Police

Definitely: "Rock the Casbah" The Clash

I Got You Babe, Sonni and Cher Bono

What does Saddam whistle when he is tucked away in a bunker? Underneath It All No Doubt

Bushs advice to Saddam: Lose Yourself, Eminem

How to explain four thousand years of parochial religious fighting in a destitute dessert region: Complicated, Avril Lavigne

What the war is all about: Freedom, Simply Red

Saddams favorite exercise request: Take me the River. A. Green/M. Hodges

What we told Iraq when we switched sides: No more I love yous, D. Freeman/J. Hughes

Advice to the poor people of Iraq: Dont let it bring you down (it is only castles burning), Neil Young

Song for US soldiers in Middle East to relax by: Beneath a Desert Moon, Sting

Song for pilots: Bombs Away (Sting)

Theme song for CIA chasing Al Qaeda: I'll be watching you, Every Breath You Take (Police)

Music to bomb Baghdad: Imperial March (Darth Vader Theme)/John Williams/Metallica

Stormtroopers of Death:

The music selection for our glorious USAF and NAVY pilots during their sorties should be: "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool.

This is dedicated to Saddam & Bin Laden: Band: Metallica, Song: SEEK & DESTROY, Album: KILL 'EM ALL

"war pigs" by Sabbath

"One" from Metallica's

Every Kinda People, Robert Palmer

Horse with no name, America

Why Bush is so adamant about a war in the Gulf: Something got me Started (Simply Red)

How long Bush thinks two terms in office are: Seven Years (Natalie Merchant)

Theme for Americans if there is another oil embargo: Running on Empty

Our motto for our $6 billion annual Israeli aid: Call it a Loan

New theme for US immigration laws: Barricades of Heaven

Another Gulf war is about: Lives in the Balance

No matter what happens in the Gulf, nobody is listening to: The Rebel Jesus

(All songs by Jackson Browne)

If Saddam abdicates in July: Never Dreamed youd Leave in Summer (Joan Baez)

Lesson for Bush: Everything put together (sooner or later) Falls Apart

The music we need to sit down and talk, before the bombing begins: Armistice Day

What the Middle East has always needed: Peace like a River

What American have now after 9/11: Paranoia Blues

What to offer Bush after he bombs Baghdad, secures 10% of the worlds oil and installs another representative democracy in the Middle East: Congratulations

(All songs by Paul Simon)

Saddams answer to whether he still has weapons of mass destruction (not hamburgers and Coke): I Still Do

Bushs answer for killing innocent Iraqi women and children: Not Sorry

Theme song for pilots patrolling the no-fly zones: Linger

Song to describe Osma bin Laden: Wanted

What left and right wing radicals say: I will Always

(All songs by the Cranberries)

Bushs theme song for re-election: Trust in Me

American Taliban John Linds defense: Blame it on my Youth

Bombardiers hum this as they go to work: I can See Clearly Now

White Houses reaction to Iraq protests over weapons inspections: Cry, if you want to

CIAs song to Saddam: I want You

Saddams prayer to Allah: Make it go Away

And finally, the number one song about Osma bin Laden, that every body at the CIAs Afghanistan field office is waiting for: Ive just seen a Face

(All songs performed by Holly Cole)

Billy Joel - Goodnight Saigon

Megadeth - Good Mourning/Black Friday.

Best movie poster: Gulf Wars, Episode II: Clone of the First Attack

New: Famous Iraqi saying, copied in Hollywood movie: I see dead people.

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