Colin Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Think things are vicious or nasty now? You should read the mud slinging that went on two years ago in my Music to Bomb Baghdad by thread. Remember Prodj101 and Forrest Hump? Gad. (BTW, the link to Tia Carrere's boobie is no longer valid. Just in case you wanted to know.) Anywhoo, I culled the song suggestions out from 17 pages (17!) of virulent diatribe that lasted for one year! Best songs to educate Iraq women: Like a Virgin (Madonna) or I Touch Myself Popular song for Iraqis to hum as they go shopping: How Bizarre! Saddams favorite song: I am a Dancing Queen (Abba) Saddams favorite excuse: Oops, I did it again (Brittany Spears) Best song to fly a squadron of attack choppers in low over the dessert: Ride of The Valkyries, (Richard Wagner's second opera, made infamous in Francis Ford Coppolas Apocalypse Now movie) Best song to listen to while unloading aerial ordinance: La Bamba (Ritchie Valens) Best lyrics to infuriate radical conservative Islamic fundamentalists: Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too, Imagine all the people- Living life in peace (John Lennon) The Bush administration should keep these lyrics in mind: Words as weapons - Sharper than knives (INXS) Public reaction to politicians rhetoric: when their eloquence escapes me, their logic ties me up and rapes me (Sting and the Police) "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar "Get Ready ('Cause here I come...)" - The Temptations "Love Is The Answer," Todd Rundgren. Invisible Sun, The Police Definitely: "Rock the Casbah" The Clash I Got You Babe, Sonni and Cher Bono What does Saddam whistle when he is tucked away in a bunker? Underneath It All No Doubt Bushs advice to Saddam: Lose Yourself, Eminem How to explain four thousand years of parochial religious fighting in a destitute dessert region: Complicated, Avril Lavigne What the war is all about: Freedom, Simply Red Saddams favorite exercise request: Take me the River. A. Green/M. Hodges What we told Iraq when we switched sides: No more I love yous, D. Freeman/J. Hughes Advice to the poor people of Iraq: Dont let it bring you down (it is only castles burning), Neil Young Song for US soldiers in Middle East to relax by: Beneath a Desert Moon, Sting Song for pilots: Bombs Away (Sting) Theme song for CIA chasing Al Qaeda: I'll be watching you, Every Breath You Take (Police) Music to bomb Baghdad: Imperial March (Darth Vader Theme)/John Williams/Metallica Stormtroopers of Death: The music selection for our glorious USAF and NAVY pilots during their sorties should be: "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool. This is dedicated to Saddam & Bin Laden: Band: Metallica, Song: SEEK & DESTROY, Album: KILL 'EM ALL "war pigs" by Sabbath "One" from Metallica's Every Kinda People, Robert Palmer Horse with no name, America Why Bush is so adamant about a war in the Gulf: Something got me Started (Simply Red) How long Bush thinks two terms in office are: Seven Years (Natalie Merchant) Theme for Americans if there is another oil embargo: Running on Empty Our motto for our $6 billion annual Israeli aid: Call it a Loan New theme for US immigration laws: Barricades of Heaven Another Gulf war is about: Lives in the Balance No matter what happens in the Gulf, nobody is listening to: The Rebel Jesus (All songs by Jackson Browne) If Saddam abdicates in July: Never Dreamed youd Leave in Summer (Joan Baez) Lesson for Bush: Everything put together (sooner or later) Falls Apart The music we need to sit down and talk, before the bombing begins: Armistice Day What the Middle East has always needed: Peace like a River What American have now after 9/11: Paranoia Blues What to offer Bush after he bombs Baghdad, secures 10% of the worlds oil and installs another representative democracy in the Middle East: Congratulations (All songs by Paul Simon) Saddams answer to whether he still has weapons of mass destruction (not hamburgers and Coke): I Still Do Bushs answer for killing innocent Iraqi women and children: Not Sorry Theme song for pilots patrolling the no-fly zones: Linger Song to describe Osma bin Laden: Wanted What left and right wing radicals say: I will Always (All songs by the Cranberries) Bushs theme song for re-election: Trust in Me American Taliban John Linds defense: Blame it on my Youth Bombardiers hum this as they go to work: I can See Clearly Now White Houses reaction to Iraq protests over weapons inspections: Cry, if you want to CIAs song to Saddam: I want You Saddams prayer to Allah: Make it go Away And finally, the number one song about Osma bin Laden, that every body at the CIAs Afghanistan field office is waiting for: Ive just seen a Face (All songs performed by Holly Cole) Billy Joel - Goodnight Saigon Megadeth - Good Mourning/Black Friday. Best movie poster: Gulf Wars, Episode II: Clone of the First Attack New: Famous Iraqi saying, copied in Hollywood movie: I see dead people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Good lord, you like to dredge up the past dont you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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