Halloween Joke

[m00n]

A man is at work contemplating a costume he is going to wear to a halloween party he and his wife are going to attend later that evenging.

He arrives home to find his wife stark naked wearing only a pair of boots.

In shock he asks, what the h3ll is that?

It's my costume his wife replies.

He wanders around the house for a while, goes into the bedroom. He comes out stark naked himself with a belt around his waist and a frying pan covering his manhood.

His wife in shock as well asks, what the h3ll is that?

Well... if you're going as Puss-In-Boots, I'm going as Peter Pan.

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[m00n]

{sorry folks I just had to send this one} ha!

THE PERFECT HOLLOWEEN COSTUME

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes
to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a
note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, sprinkle on crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your @ss and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co