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    Dog killer reinstated

    in General Klipsch Info

    Posted

    No morals judgement-- no political spin- just facts. It accepted fact that Michael Vick willfully participated in the toture of innocent dogs involving beatings and electrocution resulting in multiple deaths of dogs purchased for fighting in punishment for failing to perform in the dogfighting community.For his actions he received a celeb rock star slap on the wrist of a watered down stint in prison where he was allowed to hone his football skills to keep himself fit as a marketable comodity in the NFL. Now- today- he has been re-instated with another slap on the wrist suspension.

    I am anything but an activist. I participate actively in sport hunting, I love to watch events involving horse races and working canines. I live on red meat. I love raw fish. I attended every Carolina Panther home game last year except for one where I was out of town on business. But...this is totally over the top. I will not go on with a lengthly rant but this is total BS. I will have a very hard time buying NFL tickets or merchandise as result of this. I certianly hope that no team picks up this piece of human garbage. We will see how it plays out

    DITTO BRO'

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
    headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
    The ball hit one of the men.
    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
    and proceeded to roll around in agony.
    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
    'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
    relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
    hands there at his groin.
    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
    and put her hands inside.
    She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
    asked, 'How does that feel'?
    He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'

    I Must remember this the next time I go play golf !

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He ! replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Wipe that smile off your face.

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
    nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
    gloves.

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

    'No, I don't,' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
    of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
    then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' he asked.

    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'


    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep

    the chips and dip coming.

    -- Alan, age 10 (in for a reality check)

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.

    God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're

    stuck with.

    - - Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

    -- Camille, age 10

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

    the same kids.

    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.

    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets

    them interested enough to go for a second date.

    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

    -- Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    When they're rich.

    -- Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

    that.

    - - Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone

    to clean up after them.

    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is.......

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

    - Rick y, age 10(this deserves a MEDAL)

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    Leave it to a Blonde to fix everything........................



    Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a     redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College ( Newburgh , IN and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the     floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a     brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from Belmont University ( Nashville , TN ) and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." Again, the switch is thrown, but, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

    The last one (you knew it), a     blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee (Knoxville, TN) and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    Wooden Leg Insurance

    A man and his wife, moved back home to Arkansas, fromOhio . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000. per year!

    When they arrived in Arkansas, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

    The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'

    The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Arkansas to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio !

    The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!'

    HELP Identify a tone arm

    in 2-Channel Home Audio

    Posted

    This one has the fluid tray ( I guess that's what it is anyway).

    What type of fluid is used in these?

    There's so many options any more in this hobby it's unreal. Everyday I'm picking up something new I've never seen before.

    Thanks guys for the info on this arm. I'll probably sell it or trade it off as I don't have any need for an extra tone arm forseen.

    Harry

    for Fini

    in Lounge

    Posted

    The Cowboy Boots
    (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)

    Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping

    One of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why.

    Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still

    Didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on,

    She had worked up a sweat.

    She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,

    They're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough,

    They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than

    It was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as

    Together they worked to get the boots back on, this time

    On the right feet.

    He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,

    'Why didn't you say so?', like she wanted to. Once again, she

    Struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little

    Feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,

    'They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.'

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she

    Mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle

    The boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where

    are your Mittens?'

    He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

    She will be eligible for parole in three years.

    65 Years After D-Day

    in Klipsch News

    Posted

    I couldn't begin to imagine what these true men had to face.

    Honor, courage, and a purpose to see all men free.

    A man can not give more than these men did.

    The debt all generations of free men can never paid back except with the same determination and conviction.

    My thanks and deepest appreciation for my freedoms.

    Harry

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