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What Does Bump Mean?


willland

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Now I'm really confused! What was I being offered at the bar? "Hey man you want a bump"

A bump in this situation is simply a refill. It's akin to saying "hit me" at a black jack table. Not to be confused with a bumper, which denotes a glass, usually beer, filled to the brim. Not to be confused with "hit me" in the wrong bar, which could result in being "cold-cocked", not to be confused with ...

Just ask the perfesser.

A first for me to quote myself (a quote is the stuff between these mark thingies "" "") but I just re-read what I wrote and I must say it's some of my best work. Sort of a comedic hiaku.

Most worthy of a bump.

A bump for Thebes quoting himself in public.

That Thebes, 'he's so smart he doesn't even remember what he knows'.

[..apologies to Beatles Yellow Submarine movie in which these words were spoken of the Nowhere Man]

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