3dzapper Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Here's something my wife found amusing: > A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, > the doctor called the wife into his office alone. > > He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with > horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely > die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is > in a good > mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for > dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as > this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will > only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing > lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type > of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with > your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." > > "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband > will regain his health." > > On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" > "You're going to die." I'm gonna die. Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 they are all out to get us!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 A variation on the old snake bite joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Scratch Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Bingo, Curmudgeon! The ole snake bite joke -- rehashed in so many not so great recent comedies. Guy gets bit by a poisonous snake in the butt and, if the poison is not sucked out w/in 30 seconds he will die. He turns to his friend who quips that he is going to die. Still funny the hundredth time I've heard it (sort of). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hardy Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 umm... the snake bite wasn't on the guy's butt, in the version of the joke I remember... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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