maxg Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Why the Horns bar of course!! You were expecting maybe: Well I am sure Norm is heading over as we speak. Following are a few of my favorite Normisms: 1. COACH: What would you say to a glass of beer, Norm? NORM : Going Down? 2. COACH: What would you say to a glass of beer, Norm? NORM : Daddy wuvs you. 3. COACH: What's shaking, Norm? NORM : All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins. 4. COACH: What'll it be, Normie? NORM : Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froath of beer and a snorkel. 5. SAM : What'll you have, Norm? NORM : Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll have a glass of whatever comes of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM : Oh, Looks like beer, Norm. NORM : Call me Mister Lucky. 6. WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM : I know, and if she calls, I'm not here. 7. WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost been nipping at your nose? NORM : Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? 8. COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? NORM : No, I know what one looks like. Just pour me one. 9. COACH: How about a beer, Norm? NORM : Hey I'm high on life, Cooach....Of course, beer is my life. 10. COACH: How's a beer sound, Norm? NORM : I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in. 11. COACH: What's going down, Normie? NORM : My butt cheeks on that bar stool. 12. COACH: What's up, Norm? NORM : Corners of my mouth, Coach. 13. COACH: Beer, Normie? NORM : Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young. 18. SAM : What's new, Norm? NORM : Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer. 19. SAM : What'd you like, Norm? NORM : A reason to live. Gimme another beer. 20. SAM : What do you say, Norm? NORM : Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. 21. SAM : What do you say to a beer, Norm? NORM : Hiya sailor. New in town? 22. SAM : What's the good word, Norm? NORM : Plop, plop, fizz,fizz. 23. SAM : Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... NORM : Yeah, yeah, yeah.... SAM : One heartburn cocktail coming up. 24. SAM : How's life in the fast lane? NORM : Dunno, I can't get on the on-ramp. 25. SAM : What's the story, Norm? NORM : Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer. 26. SAM : How about a beer, Norm? NORM : That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard great things about it. 27. SAM : How's life treating you, Norm? NORM : It's not, Sammy, but you can. 28. SAM : Beer, Norm? NORM : Have I gotten that predictable? Good. 29. SAM : Whatcha up to, Norm? NORM : My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. 30. SAM : How's life treating you, Norm? NORM : Like it caught me sleeping with his wife. 32. NORM : Evening everbody. ALL : Norm! SAM : Still pouring, Norm? NORM : That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. 33. WOODY: Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM : A little early isn't it? WOODY: For a beer? NORM : No, for a stupid question. 34. WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? NORM : The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to happy ending. 35. WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM : Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM : No, I mean pour. 36. WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM : A sign flashing in my gut that says, "Insert beer here." 37. WOODY: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson? NORM : Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer. 38. WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM : Another layer for winter, Wood. 39. WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM : Alright, but stop me at one.....make it one-thirty. 40. WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM : The question is what's going in, Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody. 41. WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson? NORM : It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. 42. PAUL : Hey Norm, how's the world treating you? NORM : Like a baby treats a diaper. 43. "Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." Norm Peterson Oh, and of course the new Barmaid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 But hark - what light from yonder window breaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Max, Study ypur picture of the wiskey. Besides the obvious dog, pheasant,and fish. What do you see? Before you get to wrapped up draw me a Bass Ale. Not with a crayon,FROM THE TAP!! Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Yes, I am the official poster boy for PGBWS: "Post Germany Beer Withdrawal Syndrome". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Bass ale and German Beer coming up... Now dB - about the things you are seeing in the picture (dogs, pheasants et. al.) - you are seeing the wrong things - you need to see a doctor - dont worry - I am fully qualified for on-line treatment in this forum, er....I prescribe more beer. Talking of dogs: Here's a pair of German Shepherds: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 Teetotal day on the forum???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Im gegenteil, mein Kumpel! I just poured myself some more apple schnapps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Yea it is kinda slow in here. I think everybody is outside with Cliff playing soccer with the packages marked "fragile" One more. Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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