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OT: The Hormone Hostage


DaleR

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate.

My wife says one could substitute cheese for the chocolate, and he could obtain the same effect [:)]

Dale
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LOL...Dental bills are still low, thankfully! What part of NY state are you in? My wife grew up in Binghamton, and we've been watching the flood coverage very closely. Are you staying dry?

Dale

Saratoga Springs, No Sir we are not, but I refuse to complain about it , still better off than those poor people in New Orleans, God Bless Them................Many lost everything..............Thanks for asking..........

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