DaleR Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. My wife says one could substitute cheese for the chocolate, and he could obtain the same effect [] Dale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedball Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 .......lol. Good chocolate is good and great chocolate is fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 true enough! I've got to make a chocolate run first thing in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 had to laugh at this one, oh go old default chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 With all that chocolate, how's your Dentist bills?........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaleR Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL...Dental bills are still low, thankfully! What part of NY state are you in? My wife grew up in Binghamton, and we've been watching the flood coverage very closely. Are you staying dry? Dale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Latest research says chocolate keeps wrinkles away... No sag...No hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL...Dental bills are still low, thankfully! What part of NY state are you in? My wife grew up in Binghamton, and we've been watching the flood coverage very closely. Are you staying dry? Dale Saratoga Springs, No Sir we are not, but I refuse to complain about it , still better off than those poor people in New Orleans, God Bless Them................Many lost everything..............Thanks for asking.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 doesn't duke live in binghampton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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