dougdrake Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 www.woot.com has some Klipsch speakers for sale today: Synergy SLX $300/pair Take a minute to read the ad copy (pasted below cuz the ad will go away tonight at midnight...): Scho, I wasch lischening to some muschic lascht Schaturday,schpeschifically the dischco schtylingsch of K.Schee. and theSchunschine Band, and it schounded to me like schomething waschmisching. Wheresch the bassch? I aschked myschelf. Thischschoundsch like schlop. How am I schupposched to dansch to thisch? Ischupposche itsch time to schpend a little schcratch on schome newschpeakersch. I had alscho notisched that the schound left a littleschomething to be deschired when I wasch watching moviesch. Unbeknownschtto me, my life wasch about to change. For on that day, I wasintrodusched to the Klipsch Schynergy EschLXch Scheriesch Schpeakersch. Schusch schound! Schusch schtyling! Dual 4.5-inch IMG woofersch! A 1-inchaluminum dome tweeter! At lascht, a schet of schpeakersch that give methe three-dimenschional schoundschtage I scheek in a home theaterschyschtem! The powerful magnet schtructure providesch highefficienschy and low dischtortion, while the schculpted portschschupply schome intensch low-frequenschy eckschtension. Each EschLXchschpeaker can be poschitioned to scherve asch a main, schurround, orschenter channel schpeaker. Now thatsch verschatile! Their schmoothand schcuplted schtyle looksch schimply schtunning. And lascht but notleascht, their schilver finisch goesch schplendidly with myflat-schcreen TV. I should schay that there isch one minorpoint to raisch: thesche two schpeakersch do not come with floormounting schtandsch, only wall mountsch. Scho if you want to schtandthem up alongschide your flat-schcreen, youll need to conduct your ownschcavenger hunt to find schome floor schtandsch. Schtill, thisch pairof Klipsch Schynergy EschLXch Scheriesch Schpeakersch isch a deal noschelf-reschpecting schtereo enthuschiascht should passch up. Now, ifyoull excusche me, Im going to schit myschelf down and hey,whatsch scho funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted September 25, 2007 Moderators Share Posted September 25, 2007 That is the funniest thing I have read (or tried to read) all week! TOP NOTCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Ya, wunderbar! Ich bin ein frankfurter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougdrake Posted September 26, 2007 Author Share Posted September 26, 2007 And if you read it out loud with the right accent, you can do a pretty good impersonation of Sean Connery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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