HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 ...it includes insulated spigots to avoid Flannery's cold milk maid's hands and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 also prevents Bose sales ladies from coming back because it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 reflects a reliance on the milk of human kindness... where Bose relies on the milking of human wallets in exchange for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 marketing their wannabe speakers to people who think they are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 ...recycled fuzzy dice... only now the fuzz is in the inside... and, on the outside is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 sugar coated pieces of you know what that everyone else thinks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Blossom Dearie, poppies, Lexington Avenue, 1927, smoking, biological, bloated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShapeShifter Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Smoking 1927 poppies while walking along Lexington Avenue, Ms. Blossom Dearie began cursing God, she later awoke from her stupor with a stomach bloated due to a strange chemical and biological reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 to the coating on her Blossom Bose speakers, checking the texture she carefull stuck out her tongue and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 lumberjack, lentil, supine, Photomat, Liv Ullmann, 392 hemi, Heppelwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 started licking the ground like there is no tomorrow because.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornEd Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 ... some LUMBERJACK left a "memento" in the woods that reminded her vaguely between Limburger lotion and LENTIL soup... gently, she rolled her SUPINE body upon the "memento" over and over... until a passing photog snapped a quick one (did she ever smile!)... and rushed the film to PHOTOMAT... where it was processed by a down-and-out LIV ULLMANN on a 2004 392 hemi Pinto with a HEPPELWHITE fruit stand poking out of the hatchback when a tall, dark, loathsome creature opened his raincoat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 and what a surprise! They found the Bose sales lady... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 and grasped a lentil from the soup bowl that rested on the heppelwhite stand. The supine hand of Liv Ullman fell silently sideways as dreams of lumberjacks clouded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 her mind wilth a blurred understanding of the biological urgings of donkeys and as a result developed a true insight into.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 lobelia, Richard Neutra, bottled-in-bond, tribal, cantilevered, Quebec City, adobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k horn Posted March 13, 2004 Author Share Posted March 13, 2004 Then the unthinkable happed the Bose lady who has been from hell and back stopped and looked at everone staring at her she realized at this point that she has been tripping hard on some bad drugs . she looked down at her feet and saw that she had a strap on still attached she freaked out even more when FINI and AV MAN told her what had happened to her in the last week then the biggest shock of all came to her when she found out that she was a rep of the coca cola line of all speakers BOSE. She pulled out a gun and put it to her head and said GOD I HAVE SINNED FOR SELLING AND PROMOTING 2 " PAPER CONE CUBE **** SPEAKERS at this point before she pulled the trigger the door opened up and it was PAUL KLIPSCH sent from god to give her a message. ((( the message was ))) you have 2 days to leave something wonderful is about to happen SHE RESPONDED its impossible i don't have enuff fuel to get back to the states (( Paul )) I UNDER STAND HOWEVER IT IS NOT SAFE YOU MUST LEAVE IN 2 DAYS at this point the Bose lady looked over and saw a big computer called HAL 9000 AS SHE APPROACHED HAL HE STARTED TO SING A SONG CALLED DAISY . she looked back and Paul was gone . HAL RESPONDED WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME she said yes how about GLOBAL THERMAL NUCLEAR WAR . HAL said EFIN a right lets blow some sh!t up so she (( i out did myself)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 asked PWK if she could have a second chance, but he said BULL**** because.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k horn Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 we only sell speakers that can move you across the room not some alarm clock crap. However if you take that strap on off just maybe we can talk about you working for a real speaker company so what do you think . the Bose lady said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 if I do, Bose will hire a hitman to kill me because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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