BackBurner Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 a bunch of old giligan island VHS tapes that are so worn out you'd think you were watching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k horn Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 some leaf garrett posters and a large bag of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 smelly clothes that his monkey used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avman Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 sleep in that had been filmed with a 8mm camera and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 he realized that his owner had dropped the bose cube speakers on his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k horn Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 dogs head killing him immediately then he ran in to the street upset yelling heres a story about a lovely lady.. As he was singing he looked to the left and saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 a naked bose sales lady that was robbed of her Klipsch jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 and she sobbed, "What is with your lurid obsession with Bose?" I mean, it's not even that funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 "Wow, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, did we?" and she responded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 ...with a weary sigh, followed by a good liter and a half of projectile vomit, after which she kissed the youngster full on the mouth, and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 "how do you like them apples?" and he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 "Apples? Tastes more like ***!" To which she replied, "What, you don't remember last night..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 "Of course I dont; and if anthing did happen, it wouldnt have been good enough to ride home about!" And then she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 punched him in the neck, and said,"Sans n'importe quel plus grand but ou signification, j'ai il y a bien longtemps décidé d'utiliser une grande partie de mon temps considérant la nature sans signification du cosmos. Je comprends que cette poursuite n'a aucune valeur, autre que celle d'une distraction." She then proceeded to give him a Cleveland Steamer and a $100 Bose store gift certificate. Fin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 And then all of a sudden Sharoneka Shabomaneka Woods came up and said,"You all up in the KoolAid and dont know the flava!" And then the bose sales lady turned around and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 This is what I was referring to.... Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholtl Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 ---------------- On 3/9/2004 7:18:45 PM Rdmarsiii wrote: And then all of a sudden Sharoneka Shabomaneka Woods came up and said,"You all up in the KoolAid and dont know the flava!" And then the bose sales lady turned around and... ---------------- ...started shaking that big ol botty thang like a polaroid picture...shaking it so hard that her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Right butt cheek flew off and hit the face of the bose sales lady so hard that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k horn Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 she looked down and saw her rectum on the ground so she said whats the difference between a box of BOSE speakers and my rectum. AND SOME ONE YELLED THE BOX ***** at this point she picked up her rectum and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 she stretched it around the bose speaker in hope of making it sound better until the bose sales lady... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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