Woodog Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 So, three notes walk into a bar -- a G, an Eb, and a C. The bartender looks up and says "We don't serve minors." So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them. After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished. Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest. C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka Correctional Facility. Woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 ba-doop-splash! will you be here until Thursday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted June 27, 2005 Author Share Posted June 27, 2005 heh.. I'm already back in lovely Bowling Green, KY. Had fun in your city, yes indeedy. However, Saturday evening when the sun was getting low... I found myself on my bicycle on East 10th street looking for the Monon Trail. I've been in safer places. Woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedball Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 East 10th street.. ....lol. WoodDog, I like your joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Dangit, man! Now I have to clean the mountain dew off my monitor!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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