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OT Weenie Joke


oscarsear

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A husband and wife were watching a Discovery channel program on an obscure African tribe. The hallmark of the tribe was that the males all had weenies that were 24 inches in length. It seems that during the male adulthood rights they would tie a weight to the said object eventually stretching it to the afformentioned length.

The next morning as the husband was in the shower the wife suggests that maybe he too should trial this manlihood endeavor. Since it was Saturday he agreed and they tied a 16oz can of beans to his Johnson.

Later that day the wife asks him how the project is coming along.

He replies: "just fine dear it's half way there."

With a wide anticipatory grin she asks: "you mean it's 12 inches long already?"

He says: "No it's black."

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