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    Setup for sale in St Louis area

    in Alerts!

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    3 hours ago, Tasdom said:

    Sorry Michael, I knew you were looking and the price was right up the YM alley. I always thought by tagging someone it would generate an email notification. In fact that was one of the reasons I started the @ members / posters you miss thread so they would get an e mail to let them know they were not forgotten.....oh well, good luck!

    Im sorry Michael, I had no idea you were looking. I seen someone had tagged you bit I assumed it was because it was a Youthman style deal. I would have contacted him 1st thing and got 1st in line at least.:( Is it only rb-61's your looking for?

    Jokes?

    in Lounge

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    A man ran into his doctor's office one day, all excited. The nurse asked him what was the matter. "I have something wrong with my pecker," replied the man.
    The nurse told him that he couldn't enter the office yelling things about his private parts & requested that he go back outside, enter the office again & say he had something wrong with, say, his ear. The patient went outside and returned.
    "I have something wrong with my ear." 
    "And what exactly is wrong with it?"
    "I can't piss out of it," came the man's reply.

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    New sub offering from PSA w/4-18's

    in Subwoofers

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    18 hours ago, derrickdj1 said:
    18 hours ago, derrickdj1 said:

    The Bossobass Raptor system(dual) is a more home theater friendly system for that kinda money.

     I always wanted one of those black reptile skin wrapped beauties for each corner of my room . 

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    Jokes?

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    Posted

    I always thought this was a funny play on the forwards that went around for years asking for money: 

    
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2000 16:09:11 -0500

Subject: Please read & send 10 people, I don't send these that often



I know you all are very caring people:



I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me,

because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad,

but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but

she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her

that anymore.



The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body.



It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an

artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The

doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin'

no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we

need more money.



Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying

people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body.

Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and

it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if

you forward this e-mail.



Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you forward this e-mail then

Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the

astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America

and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in

church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me

better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe

just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors

said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take

another prayer to the angels.



Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail,

that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless shithead who doesn't

care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you

don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes

you die a long slow horrible death so you can burn forever in

hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you can't take five

******* minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a

poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?



Please help me! This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard.



I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.



Thank You.

Billy 'Smiles' Evans,

the boy with just a head.

And a burlap sack for a body.

    Passing down a legacy to our young ones

    in Home Theater

    Posted

    They would love to have a bigger speakers in their room and all talk about who gets to inherit the speakers when I die, not sure how I feel about that since I'm only 47. They all go with me and my wife when we go drive for subwoofers or speakers to Kansas City or Chicago  and we make a little trip out of it. 6 kids ages 28, 26, 17, twin 16's and last one is 14.  Scrappy, I bet you already are thinking about speakers for that new little addition you guys have in your house. :) 

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