LOL. You forgot just hanging the toddler from the ceiling. In this day and age, I should probably mention I'M KIDDING!
Thanks for the scoop, MH. I've seen weighted stands mentioned, but it sure helps to get a lead on good one's. I will probably end up running the wiring up to the ceiling. It will look a bit goofy, but the peace of mind will be worth it. The room is a sort of family/entertainment room, so banishment is not an option either.
Wall mounts are really not an option given listening position and room acoustics, so I'm going to go search the WEB and see how much scratch I need to come up with.
Thanks to all,
Mike