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Italian traffic jam


sputnik

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A driver tries a Austin Powers'esque 67 point turn that evolves into something could be out of Monty Python - complete with group of bikers, a church procession, and hand gestures. Gotta love Italy.

Here's a rough translations with times:

0:03
what's this guy doing?

0:58
what, look at what this guy is doing

1:10
he's gong back and forth

1:30
now he's blocking every one

a moment, wait a moment

this guy doesn't know how to drive, he's been manuvering for two hours

2:08

I'll go down and drive for him

here come the bikers

we need the firemen here!

look at them

3:05
(the driver) get away from my car, I don't want anyone to touch my car


4:40
it's not right

calm yourselves

c'mon let's go

(driver) don't you dare to touch the car, do not absolutely touch the car!

let's be calm

let's try and move this car

come on, you're not in the Andrea Doria

we have a senior citien, let's not aggravate him

5:52
Don't touch the car!

ma'am don't honk please

call 118 (red cross)

6:20
biker gestures to lift the car

6:30
the virgin mary commands you

7:20
one of the bikers has a piece of Ham tied to his bike

7:30
will he make it?
he can't drive his car, it's impossible. look at this guy, look where he is.


7:44
the virgin mary will make the miracle happen. but we all need to be quiet, or (...) and get drunk
lady go and pray

I've already prayed.

8:20
cheers and trumpets as at the soccer statium cheers and trumpets...

9:00
an homage to your driving abilities (hands the guy flowers)

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