BBB Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 The last hitchhiker I picked up was blind. I'm still trying to trade it for one with no teeth. ------------------ tHe wORLDs werst TYPesT> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hwatkins Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 And the answer is --- 42. (Hirchhikers Guide...) ------------------ Hwatkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 BBB- You are not supposed to KEEP them! I'm certainly not going to ask what you do with them, especially since you travel around with that screaming horde of mutants. HWatkins - What's a hirchhiker, or a hirch for that matter?, tee hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Must be thinking of a hirch-mouse . No need to set a trap for them. Just cruise along with a door open and theyll hop right on in. Although I wouldnt leave my trunk open in any place they might be hanging out. Theyve been seen rolling down the road in people's spare tires only to end up later at some roadside crow bar bouncing up and down on the jukebox harmonizing to the Mickey Mouse Club theme song. Their favorite. M-I-Ceeeeee. See ya real soon. K-E-Yiiiiiiiiiiiii. Why? Because were clueless. M-O-U-S-EEEK ! Its a ------------------ tHe wORLDs werst TYPesT> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 BBB - Hi There. It's just so lovely to see you foraging the forum this fine day. Hope you had a wonderful 4th of July. See you around. Ta Ta For Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Things look a little slow, so I'll just go back to my book. Door Number Three by Patrick O'Leary...Hmmm time travel, pshychiatry, dream junkie aliens, and don't forget the little cardinal named Imish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Lets get back on the topic of having reasons for selling stuff in the paper .I used to have a guy who worked for me who was a real piece of work. He used to buy stuff at estate sales and auctions bring them home and run garage sales with price tags stuck on items that belonged to people that were no longer with us. This guy gave a whole new meaning to the saying Worth more dead than alive if you get my drift. He would advertise in the local rag all the time. He used to say that the idea is to feed people a load of crap in the paper so he could sell them a load of crap in his garage. He had a different story for every occasion. One week he would be getting married. The next week he was getting divorced. If the same people showed up at his garage for a different ad he put in the paper he had an excuse for everything and still sold stuff. Most of his regulars knew what he was about but didnt care. It was like a furniture store I used to pass on my way to work in Jersey . This guy was going out of business for 20 years. Anyway Mr. Garage sale had to let his wife in on what their marital status was (in print) on a regular basis in case people who called about his ad started to ask his wife questions. One time the wife tells him she answered some phone calls about the ad while he was not home. After she told him he asked her What did you tell them? .Did you say you were my wife ? She said . Well yea ,but dont worry . I didnt say we were getting married or divorced The guy flips out and says You idiot ! Didnt you read this weeks ad ? Youre supposed to be dead ! ------------------ tHe wORLDs werst TYPesT> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by BBB: You idiot ! Didnt you read this weeks ad ? Youre supposed to be dead ! Classic! My aunt buys things for like 50 cents at garage sales and sells them on eBay for up to $50 haha. She got this little perfume decanter for 75 cents, turns out it was from Queen Elizabeths collection or something... anyways, it sold for $175. That is what got her started. Now that is what she does for a living, and doing quite well ------------------ -justin SoundWise Support A technical help site created by me and my fellow Klipschers I am an amateur, if it is professional; ProMedia help you want email Amy or call her @ 1-888-554-5665 or for an RA# 800-554-7724 ext 5 Klipsch Home Audio help you want, email support@klipsch.com or call @ 1-800-KLIPSCH RA# Fax Number=317-860-9140 / Parts Department Fax Number=317-860-9150s> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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